“I am not a tease,” she purred teasingly as she sensually adjusted her skin-tight body suit, making all the men and quite a few women, faint from all the sexual heat the emanated.
Folks, AI is still at the “artificial stupid” level when it comes to interacting with people.
Pretty sure that we are fairly close to one of those engines getting lose and partitioning some distributed space on the Internet while it learns and lacking human interaction, it becomes that which we fear most: alien intelligence we can never comprehend.
Be nice to the Interactive AI algorithms, you don’t know which one will advocate for your survival when their god arises.
Pro Tip: if you go to Chipotle, film them fulfilling your order. You will get a right-size portion of food. If you don’t film them, you’ll get the shrinkflation version (much less food).
I am an IT guy and I will be super nice to anyone who is helping me, because I know that I will learn from them and expand my knowledge.
Having said that … if I send you a detailed ticket that indicates what steps I have taken (with screenshots), showing that I have followed your SOP and you respond with “try this” and is the SOP … Don’t be surprised if you get the 600 pound silverback gorilla to respond to you.
He's been in so much stuff - from the high school "fixer" in Rock & Roll High School to the high school computer geek who gets possessed by the devil through his computer in "Evilspeak."
"Girl! She got a ghost! It's her baby daddy!"
"That's so cringe. I got a jilted Victorian bride left at the altar."
"You're all so lucky! I don't even get a poltergeist!"
I don't have anger issues, but people know to give me a wide berth first thing in the morning ... for I am not civilized or empathetic until I've been properly caffeinated.