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GrimmReality

@GrimmReality@beige.party

I do dumb history jokes, occasionally pimp my angry left-ass rock songs, post tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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GrimmReality, to random
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"You need to shut up and let proper, serious adults solve big adult problems by greenlighting and committing massacres of innocent people" is awful fucking wisdom and the kind of thing any kids you said it to should 100% hate you for.

GrimmReality, to random
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This is just my two cents but "I just went along with it" isn't really a mitigation of your role in a coup d'etat to establish an American fascist dictatorship, it is, if I recall correctly, pretty much the Naziest fucking you can say.
https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/i-just-went-along-with-it-trump-elite-strike-force-alum-jenna-ellis-guilty-plea-to-felony-in-georgia-leads-to-years-long-law-license-suspension-in-colorado/

GrimmReality,
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Well, I mean, y'know, in a juridical setting. I suppose the fourteen words are probably Nazier.

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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I'm sure everything being completely fucked by shitty people is just a phase and that outlawing rational people being pissed about it in public will fix a lot of it.

GrimmReality, to random
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In basketball an "energy player" is typically a guy who comes off the bench and is not as skilled or as innately talented as the star players but has a real zeal for the game and I'm kind of like that but without the energy.

GrimmReality,
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@noondlyt It is about basketball, duh.

GrimmReality, to random
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Not sure which one of you nerds fields these complaints but "indefatigable" should mean the exact opposite of what it means.

GrimmReality,
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I'm not saying I know exactly how the "de" came to be there and applied to effect the opposite of what we typically understand it to do in other circumstances - I am sure it is an eyeroll-GREAT story - but I think it's pretty safe to blame a bunch of stolid Oxbridge tossers and the French.

GrimmReality, to random
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NO ONE SAYS "IN ORDER TO REMEMBER SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO FORGET SOMETHING ELSE." YOUR PREMISE IS FARCHOKTE RUBBISH AND I REJECT EVERYTHING THAT COMES AFTER IT.

StillIRise1963, to random
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My baby is 9 years old today.

Happy Birthday, Bella!🎂 🎈 🥰

GrimmReality,
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@StillIRise1963 ❤️ 😍 ❤️

GrimmReality, to random
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As I've mentioned before, one of the absolute failures of contemporary journalism is "civil" framing, and if you want an example, no one in the shitload of "respectable" journalists tasked with followup stories asked anyone involved "Why did you think it would be good to have a neo-Nazi give a commencement address?"

GrimmReality,
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👇 😐
https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/111152013088736590

GrimmReality,
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"It is simple good faith to give people proven exhaustively by their own words and deeds to act in bad faith in their relentless efforts to destroy civilization as we know it" turns out to be the shittiest possible argument made by complicit shitsacks.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesfarrell/2024/05/25/washington-post-had-but-passed-on-blockbuster-alito-flag-story-in-2021/

GrimmReality,
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👏 No👏one👏who👏works👏tirelessly👏every👏fucking👏day👏to👏materially👏destroy👏countless👏people's👏lives👏deserves👏respect👏

GrimmReality,
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Imagine not only doing that^ but also taking MASSIVE BRIBES to do that from the most insidious lordly capitalist vermin in America and fully expecting fucking ANYone to think of you as anything other than a compromised neo-Nazi piece of shit. Like the absolute ubermensch villainy involved is breathtaking but what TOPS that is the utter hubris of expecting normal people not to burn your fucking house down with you in it.

GrimmReality,
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For ultra-clarity, I am in no way advocating righteously pissed off people burn neo-Nazi Supreme Court justice Sam Alito's house to the ground. Pragmatically the last thing we want to give America's fascist movement is another martyred asshole.

GrimmReality, (edited )
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I'm no hotshot Washington-beat journo but it just kind of feels to me if you could reasonably start any news story lede "Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito, who has made a career of showing disdain for established precedent law and who on multiple occasions has supported an overt fascist movement dedicated to ending the rule of law in the United States in favor of a unitary despot he personally supports because they both hope to ethnically cleanse America to make it a permanent monocultural herrenvolk state . . ." like anything in your sentence after that other than "resigned in disgrace" is pretty fucking pointless.

GrimmReality, to random
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I have watched a fucking TON of basketball in my career as a person-who-watches-a-TON-of-basketball and I have seen a lot of really good teams but I'm not sure I've seen a pretty stellar team that comes out in the second half of back-to-back games and just COMMITS to sucking with quite the dedication as the have given it in these first two games of the WCFinals.

GrimmReality,
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If I was a Twolves fan I would be eating my own liver right now because I would feel you rope-a-doped me into getting my hopes up that you guys were a championship-caliber team and then you were like "I am gonna pass the ball to the circus clown in the second row for no reason."

GrimmReality,
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Like if you're the Wolves, you went from downing the defending champs in 7 and looking like you were on top of the world to "There is no actual rational measure of how much you suck" in two games. That is a feat.

GrimmReality,
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@LenW It's really tough to imagine the Nuggets losing more than a game to this Mavs team.

GrimmReality, to random
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Anyway, this was my pinned and probably closest-to-viral tweet back in the day, so it might tell you what you need to know.

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🛼📺🎞️👾 TOTALLY 80s! 🕹️🎸💿💾

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🎵 Like, gag me with a spoon! Another decade theme night?

Take a chill pill and post totally tubular bodacious music from the 80s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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🍷 Axel F / Tears for Fears / DeBarge / Sade / Madonna / Simple Minds + Sex On The Beach🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Compilation of 80s music videos and ...I love them. People think the 80s had the worst music? 90s were meh with some flashes of brilliance. And has pop music even changed since the 2000s? Clear channel garbage: you're wrong.

GrimmReality,
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@Landonab @flexghost Were they considered "alternative"? I don't even remember how we delineated shit back then. We just thought they were a kick-ass rock band. Especially For You is a nigh-perfect album.

GrimmReality,
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@Landonab @flexghost Plus, they did that servile bootlicking work for the RIAA.

GrimmReality, to random
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Pretty fucking much done with quaint folksy bullshit. Like get folksy with me, motherfucker, I'll just assume you have corpses in your crawlspace.

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