GrimmReality

GrimmReality, 21 days ago (edited 21 days ago) to random

GRADS, CONGRATS, and if you are the Indiana University student who put this on your mortar board for your ceremony, please DM me so that we may figure out a way for me to buy you every last beer or cocktail you would like to consume to properly celebrate your graduation.

GrimmReality, 10 months ago to random

I like the phrase "snitches get stitches" because it suggests that, in spite of its incumbent violence, the criminal underworld is proactive about timely affordable healthcare.

GrimmReality, 2 months ago to random

As someone who played SxSW multiple times and mostly enjoyed it, I would like to say bands should drop out of SxSW because it is in Texas and Greg Abbott is the governor and his party literally voted to greenlight alliances with Texas neo-Nazis because they, his party, are fucking neo-Nazis.
https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/music/2024-03-12/sxsw-responds-to-artist-dropouts-following-tweet-from-greg-abbott/

GrimmReality, 6 months ago to random

I am already a white male so for #Halloween, if I just carry a bible and quote Ayn Rand, I can go as the legit scariest fucking thing in America.

GrimmReality, 6 months ago to random

Fuck the The New York Times - and I cannot say this emphatically enough - into the sun, through the putrid bowels of hell and deep into the asshole of Mordor.

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GrimmReality, 19 days ago to random

What the entire bloody fuck is wrong with literally EVERYone at The New York Times?

GrimmReality, 26 days ago to random

She wins the bear v man thing. Put respect upon her name.

GrimmReality, 6 months ago to random

I don't like to get too controversial on this website but sometimes truth needs to be furiously typed: Poofy pillows that collapse immediately and drop your head right onto the fucking mattress have no reason to exist and doubling and tripling them doesn't help because they are basically a pillow black hole collapsing in on themselves.

GrimmReality, 2 months ago to random

Every - and by "every" I mean EVERY - aggrievement bleated about by American conservatives is 100% manufactured horseshit and can be easily sidestepped by not being a petulant fucking child perpetually in the market for someone to hate.

GrimmReality, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

Two things you can 100% bank regarding assholes and discourse:

1. Whenever right-wing people yell "free speech," they specifically mean "YOU MUST LISTEN TO BIGOTS AND NEO-NAZIS" because - and this is really REALLY fucking important - they do not mean "free speech" for everyone and definitely do not mean "free speech" for people fighting bigots and neo-Nazis and here is your absolute motherfucking unimpeachable proof from a website that is basically now just a Nuremberg rally run by an actual neo-Nazi.

GrimmReality, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to iowa

If you're doing a search on #Iowa tonight looking for some incisive analysis, as a native Iowan I can offer that Iowa Republicans are nigh-universally dogshit-stupid linear-thinking twats who venerate malice and want a fascist America. Hope this saves you some time.

GrimmReality, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

I saw this segment on Times (UK) Radio where an older going-way-back feminist campaigner was telling a somewhat younger feminist and boisterous pal-of-Joanne-Rowling that she, the older lady, had fought every iteration of conservative bigotry going back to when they actually arrested and beat up and tortured gay people for being gay and the language of the anti-trans people sounds exactly the same as it did back then because the language of the in-group trying the beat the out-group into line is ALWAYS the same. The younger feminist snapped back that, well, you see, that's how WE (Joanne and her, I guess) are different, we're NOT the conservative Ancien Regime shitheads, we are proud liberals, so that tells you our particular notion of whom to unperson is just and correct, and, man . . .

I don't know how to fucking tell you this in a nice way because there really isn't a nice way but when you agree with Tories and Republicans and actual fucking neo-Nazis full-throatedly and out loud, specifically in support of a newly minted public Holocaust-denier, to insist your pet bigotry is the ONE bigotry in the entirety of a history of Proper Society stomping on the faces of marginalized people that is THE smart and well-meant bigotry, you've turned in your Decent Human Being Card. You are as right-wing as the shit you do and, TERFS, you are right-wing as every last fuck because - and I cannot yell this loudly enough - you agree with literally the shittiest people in the fucking world. And I know that won't move you to fuck off, as you should, or at least try to be a better person, but, in any rational timeline, it fucking well would.

GrimmReality, 7 months ago to random

I'm not gonna tell anybody how to live their life but if you have a going-out hoodie and a staying-home hoodie you can worry a lot less about shit like "oh no, does my hoodie have mustard on it" when you go out.

GrimmReality, 10 months ago to random

ANY COMMERCIAL FOR ANY BIG COMPANY: Our customers are family and we love YOU personally and want to hug you and together we will create utopia.

THAT COMPANY'S ACTUAL OPERATING POLICY: We will no-shit find a legal way to murder you if it makes us a two-cent profit.

GrimmReality, 2 months ago to random

Starting a new thread that I like to call American Neo-Nazis Are Stupider Than You Can Even Imagine.

GrimmReality, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random

I'm sure any truck convoy of armed-to-the-teeth American neo-Nazis calling themselves The Army of God traveling to Texas hoping to murder destitute brown people is full of nice people who genuinely mean well.

GrimmReality, 2 months ago to TeslaMotors

The cool thing about the Tesla truck is it came out well after #Musk outed himself as an actual and activist neo-Nazi so, while some of the other Tesla owners might've just wanted an EV, if you see a Tesla truck? Yeah, whoever is driving that is just a 100% ethnic-cleaning-advocating Klansman rich enough to buy an $80,000 rust-friendly garbage car just to signal his fealty to the Grand Dragon.

So, y'know, anything that MIGHT happen to that truck is fine.

GrimmReality, 3 months ago to random

“We are a Republican state — supermajority — in the House and Senate. I represent a constituency that doesn’t want that filth in Oklahoma. You know we are a religious state. We are going to fight and keep that filth out of the state of Oklahoma because we’re a Christian state."

This is what Oklahoma state Sen. Tom Woods said out loud, in a public forum, as a response to question about the state government's obsession with ending LGBTQ rights, specifically in the wake of the murder of a 16-year-old non-binary kid, Nex Benedict, after three bullies smashed that kid's heat against the floor of a high school bathroom, and also, not at all curiously, in the wake of revelations that state policy was being shaped with the counsel of hate-evangelizing online fascist Chaya Raichik.

Yeah, it gets fucking exhausting. But it needs to be said, especially when miserable loathsome fucks like Woods and Raichik show their asses for all to see, that the entirety of the Republican Party is a 100% malice-driven death cult, that THAT is their actual policy, and every Republican you know who might CLAIM to not agree with this venomous violent bile is full-throatedly allied with people who do and who are working diligently to encode this bigotry as law in every state they control. So, please remember, if you have any quibble with rational people calling these people fascists simply because they loudly bleat and work furiously to enact the tenets of fascism on the United States of America in the year 2024 CE, write it down on a post-it and shove it squarely up your ass.

There's no such thing as a "good person" who votes for murderous bullying garbage and blanket dehumanization of people for how they were born, and the notion that Americans have to fight Klan-esque chuds for basic civil rights all over again is exactly the price you pay for giving dogshit-stupid theocratic conservative fucking Brownshirts like Tom Woods power.

https://www.washingtonblade.com/2024/02/24/okla-lawmaker-describes-lgbtq-people-as-filth/

GrimmReality, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

I not only did I not read the Washington Post Editorial Board op-ed to which this refers, I'm going to suggest you never ever fucking read anything by the Washington Post Editorial Board ever again and that you never ever like-even-on-a-shitty-bet fuck a MAGA person, certainly for your own mental and physical well-being but now with the added bonus of specifically spiting the pallid depthless zealously amoral dust-collecting bourgeois fucking nitwits who comprise the Washington Post Editorial Board.
https://www.salon.com/2023/11/28/its-a-good-thing-women-wont-date/

GrimmReality, 9 months ago to Ohio

Shout out to every MAGA Republican fascist sack of shit in #Ohio tonight with the reminder that, whenever YOU personally are sad about a democratic outcome, it is genuinely good for the world.

GrimmReality, 2 months ago to random

The efficacy rate of people eating bags of dicks after I have told them to eat a bag of dicks is remarkably low, but do I let that deter me? No. This is the power of BELIEVING in what you do, kids.

GrimmReality, 2 months ago to random

I know actual fuckall about dance as an art or a medium but sometimes stumble across a work of pure transcendent beauty and respond to it, as one does, by saying HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

If you could use something like that for three minutes, here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPPgPcw4hk

GrimmReality, 4 months ago to random

EvERY FUCKING INTERNET #MAGA CHUD: We are not neo-Nazis and how dare you call us that. Anyway, here is my very smart extra-Nazi take that is 100% curated from white supremacist canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_RWS4Pft2I