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GrimmReality

@GrimmReality@beige.party

I do dumb history jokes, occasionally pimp my angry left-ass rock songs, post tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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LRRRonEarth, to random
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IT'S WILD THAT THE SAME DUDES WHO AGGRESSIVELY MISUNDERSTOOD THE RESPONSE TO THE BEAR QUESTION NOW HAVE THEIR OWN ENTIRELY STUPID QUESTION.

courtcan, to fantasy
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Y'ALL.
FINALLY.

MY NEWEST BOOK IS OUT. 😃🥳🎶💃😁

THE ACCURSED is my first ever solidly YA fantasy novel & I am SO excited to share this adventure with you!

Teen heroine Elfled is the only "unBlessed" member of her family--never a problem until they flee political persecution. Without magical skills to see her through, Elfled has only wits & hopes in her fight to resist the forces driving her squarely into Evil's lair.

https://www.amazon.com/Accursed-Courtney-Cantrell-ebook/dp/B0CVSKRTP2/





AnarchoNinaWrites, to random
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Yeah I dunno about you, but my study of history has generally taught me that the folks burning libraries are more or less never the good guys...

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🛼📺🎞️👾 TOTALLY 80s! 🕹️🎸💿💾

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🎵 Like, gag me with a spoon! Another decade theme night?

Take a chill pill and post totally tubular bodacious music from the 80s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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🍷 Axel F / Tears for Fears / DeBarge / Sade / Madonna / Simple Minds + Sex On The Beach🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Compilation of 80s music videos and ...I love them. People think the 80s had the worst music? 90s were meh with some flashes of brilliance. And has pop music even changed since the 2000s? Clear channel garbage: you're wrong.

JuliusGoat, to random
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2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs

Alice, (edited ) to random
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If you're smart enough to know when to use who vs. whom, you should also be smart enough to understand how they/them are used as pronouns.

Oh, that's right. This isn't about intelligence, it's about human decency.

billyjoebowers, to random
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Instead of complaining about shitty companies making things shittier maybe you should stop giving them your money and funding their shitty actions.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I am obviously jealous of Ťímóťhéé Ćháĺáméééť

donni, to random
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I miss my old naive belief that most people are reasonable

cmconseils, to random French
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My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says "comparison is the thief of joy" and I'm really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger

Alice, to random
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My pee is so clear that I’m pretty sure I just beat the final boss in Scientology.

GrimmReality, to random
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How we'll always remember those bouzh-as-fuck pro-cops-beating-up-students-and-professors "liberals" we've now muted.

gentrifiedrose,

@GrimmReality This is what I felt like at work with white people, nothing has changed. I know I'm not a black person during civil rights but damn, you could fool me some days with how virulently racist white people have become. They are still rabid.

LRRRonEarth, to random
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THE TIRESOME UNWIPED BUTTCRACKERY EMBODIED IN THE CURRENT A.I. MANIA RAISES IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, LIKE "WHY SHOULD WE NOT JUST DROWN ITS LOUDEST BILLIONAIRE PROPONENTS IN TOILET WATER?" AND "HOW MUCH ECOLOGICALLY DESTRUCTIVE SOLUTIONISM SHOULD SOCIETY ACCEPT BEFORE RESORTING TO CANNIBALISM?"

batkaren, to random
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Shout out to witches who fly by their own means, free from misogynistic trappings of housework as transports.

Oh and fuck the dude who came up with that concept.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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ACAB includes Jessica Fletcher

Jess Fletch from Murder She Wrote. She is smiling and cheers'ing you with a cup of tea in a small china cup. She looks like one of those women who's probably awful. A little too well put together with her 80s hair and her scarfs. Like she has a terrible dark secret. The sort of woman who might report you to the council for minor infractions or call the police on buskers.

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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The surprises never start.
"I haven't seen..." mfer shut the fuck up. Go debate peoples right to exist somewhere the fuck else.

GrimmReality, to random
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I have gone three days without coffee - not a dare or any stupid health reason, just kind of dumb happenstance - and I would like to say this is stupid and any tosser who might recommend this is wrong and probably malevolent.

tayfonay,
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@GrimmReality I'm just gonna leave this here

"Conclusions: Coffee and caffeine consumption were significantly associated with decreased risk of depression."

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0004867415603131

QasimRashid, (edited ) to random
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BREAKING: ICC Prosecutor Karim Khan announces he is seeking arrest warrants for Hamas leadership Yahya Sinwar, Mohammed Deif, & Ismail Haniyeh, and Israeli leadership PM Benjamin Netanyahu & Defense Minister Yoav Gallant.

Both parties are charged with multiple specific war crimes. Both parties must stand trial. No one is above the law as this is how we protect international rules based order. Posting a detailed analysis soon.

courtcan, to random
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Oh. OH. Y'ALL.

Moving on from ....

Talking with some churched friends, one of whom performs as a drag queen.

Who'd you rather meet in the woods: a preacher or a drag queen?

Me? DRAG. QUEEN.

ZERO. QUESTION.

Ftr, the whole group of us gave the same answer.

https://mastodon.social/@courtcan/112391776138996848

Alice, to random
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Improv would be better if it had an "e" at the end.

tayfonay, to random
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I’m in DC - anyone want me to go kick Alito in the dick while I’m here?

donni, to random
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Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. Birds mocked him. Fish disliked him tremendously

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

LRRRonEarth, to random
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EVERYONE IS FIGHTING A BATTLE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. UNLESS THE BATTLE IS WITH ME, IN WHICH CASE YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO END WITH ME GNAWING ON GRISTLE.

the_etrain, to random
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I imagine the very first shitpost on the internet was probably from the third person on the internet after the first two where like hey check out this cool thing we did. Then the fourth person got on and fucked it up for everybody.

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