JoeyBoughtACola

JoeyBoughtACola, 5 months ago to random

Company Christmas lunch at the Hibachi grill with a very animated chef.

#IntrovertsNightmare

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 months ago to random

President Biden playing football with his kids in 1987.

There are no photos of trump playing with his kids because he's subhuman garbage.

President Biden.
A good man.
A smart man.
A good father.

You're damn right I'll be voting for him.

#BidenHarris2024

JoeyBoughtACola, 8 months ago to random

If I'm debating Boebert, I'm starting every sentence with,
"Remember that time you jerked off your boyfriend in public."

#GopSucks

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Can you crazy Maga fucks hurry up and get raptured?

The Earth thanks you in advance.

#MagaDouchebags
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

A bagpipe, didgeridoo, kazoo, vuvuzela improv band of 8 year old beginners would be less annoying than Maria Bartiromos voice.

#FoxNewsIsBrainBullshit

And happy Sunday!

JoeyBoughtACola, 6 months ago to random

https://www.salon.com/2023/11/05/online-christian-group-petitions-to-condemn-mike-johnson-as-a-false-prophet/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&fbclid=IwAR10LepuyShBrvlXKmkRSgesem_rPs9S2GtRQ0gHStY6YnZCSY9727wpimE

"Online Christian group petitions to condemn Mike Johnson as a false prophet."

#MikeJohnsonFalseProphet

JoeyBoughtACola, 7 months ago to random

Live feed on the House vote to remove McCarthy.

#GopInDissaray

https://www.youtube.com/live/4F3-QKPL1lQ?si=2slDp8FAYUKMTZuS

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 months ago to random

#MailCarriersRumorsOrHabits
#HastagGames

M.C.s are pet people and probably carry a variety of biscuits.

JoeyBoughtACola, 4 days ago to random

#TheSupremeCourtIsCompromised
#VoteBlue

JoeyBoughtACola, 4 months ago to random

Some days, I will throw caution to the wind and buy the two ply.

#LikeABoss

JoeyBoughtACola, 6 months ago to random

Mike Johnsons God sounds like a fucking asshole.

#NoOffense
#FascistGOP

JoeyBoughtACola, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

#AutoCorrectAPoemSayingOrCatchPhrase
#HashtagGames

Make it sew.

Jean Luc Picard.
He always leaves me in stitches.

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JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

How many of trumps lawyers have been arrested at this point?

I've lost count.
I know zero of President Bidens lawyers have been arrested.

#EverythingTrumpTouchesDies

Don't let him touch America anymore.

#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

https://youtu.be/0SarLklS5SU?si=Cj4TxoSXYlu58F_r

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Dear Maga!

Your God is angry with you for supporting #DonaldTrumpSinner

As proof, God will make the sun disappear on Monday!

Repent!
#VoteBlue2024 and get the sun back.

(Everyone else, shh don't tell em.)

#FuckQMaga

JoeyBoughtACola, 4 days ago to random

Was anyone's else's Mastodon account down for the last 12 hours or so?

JoeyBoughtACola, 4 months ago to random

Clearly, Dallas and Tampa lost because God hates their governors.

#VoteBlue

JoeyBoughtACola, 2 months ago to random

T minus 2 minutes until Spring!

#Spring

JoeyBoughtACola, 5 months ago to random

The guy who mocked #PresidentBiden for falling falls on his ass and it's hilarious, and I'm not sorry.

#TommyTuberville is a douchebag!

https://youtube.com/shorts/QkErZomQUSE?si=sXfKi0x4CORszzNB

JoeyBoughtACola, 2 months ago to random

Please, please close by licking an ice cream cone!

#SOTU

JoeyBoughtACola, 7 months ago to random

Me rocking out to the music they're playing in the market.

#ImOld

https://youtu.be/ur8ftRFb2Ac?si=Sq2Gj2hyc_3sfLvl

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 months ago to random

#RedDawn

The gop are the townies that sided with the Russians.

Don't be a Republican.
Be a Wolverine.

#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

When in doubt, Swayzenate it.

JoeyBoughtACola, 5 months ago to random

My thoughts on President Zelensky meeting with Speaker Johnson.

The one that doesn't think he's Moses is more like Moses than the one who thinks he's Moses.

#JohnsonIsntMoses

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 months ago to random

Just got 11 fish fillets in a 10 pack.

#Winning

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 months ago to random

Have you ever noticed that the only ones with #TrumpDerangementSyndrome are
Magas/Republicans?
The cure requires deprogramming.

#FuQMaga
#VoteBlue unless you're deranged.

JoeyBoughtACola, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

#UglySweaterASong
#HashtagGames

Cashmere.
Led Zeppelin.