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YusufToropov, to random
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So @GottaLaff just coined for and I think we all have a civic duty to make that hashtag trend. So I humbly ask you to boost this message and use that hashtag as often as possible.

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@YusufToropov @GottaLaff

should stand for
"The farting guy."

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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A bagpipe, didgeridoo, kazoo, vuvuzela improv band of 8 year old beginners would be less annoying than Maria Bartiromos voice.

And happy Sunday!

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@qurlyjoe

Like the mirror dimension, Bugaloos.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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Can you crazy Maga fucks hurry up and get raptured?

The Earth thanks you in advance.


JoeyBoughtACola,
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If only.
The world and whomever is left would be much more peaceful.

dworkin, to random
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Since Bob wants to dispute it. Let’s lay out the facts.

Pipe bombs-guns-knives-Molotov cocktails-stun guns-machete-crossbow-hockey sticks-bats-flagpoles-pepper & bear spray-brass knuckles-scissors-screwdrivers-axe. 117 arrested w/weapons or assaulting police
https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/jan-6-was-an-armed-terrorist-attack

JoeyBoughtACola,
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GottaLaff, to Georgia
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OFFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Via Emptywheel:

The recurring statute of Harlan Crow and waving $$ at him is gonna be fun to watch, though.

You could put up a new corrupt white billionaire every month after the earlier ones get taken down.

Greg Bluestein:

#Georgia Republicans could be on the verge of erecting a statue of U.S. Supreme Court Justice #ClarenceThomas on the grounds of the state Capitol despite fierce opposition from Democrats

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@GottaLaff

Now, the birds will know exactly where to shit.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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T minus 2 minutes until Spring!

JoeyBoughtACola,
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Spring has sprung!

DavidMHarlan, (edited ) to random
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Oh, I do hope he gets his chance to verify this as soon as possible

"Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven"

https://www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-said-loyalty-donald-trump-help-heaven-1880128

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@DavidMHarlan

God to Rudy Giuliani.

"When you see only one set of footprints in the sand, it's because I'm avoiding you."

Free_Press, to news
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Old-fashioned Nazi Putch!

Hitler did it. Stalin did it. All Authoritarian Tyrants do it...

Now it's Trump's turn to remove non-loyalists!

Donald Trump’s newly installed leadership team at the Republican National Committee on Monday began the process of pushing out at least 60 RNC officials, according to two people close to the Trump campaign and the RNC.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/11/bloodbath-at-rnc-trump-team-slashes-staff-at-committee-00146368

JoeyBoughtACola,
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dworkin, to random
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BREAKING: President Biden’s State of the Union Crushes Expectations

https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/president-bidens-state-of-the-union

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@dworkin

He nailed it!

RickiTarr, to random
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Does anyone else have trouble doing one thing at a time? Like if I'm doing chores it helps to have a podcast or talk to someone, or watching TV, I need to do something with my hands, like a little handy craft, or a simple game. I love movies, but the movie has to be absolutely fascinating for me to want to go to a theater where I just need to sit there and watch. I have a large amount of tabs open on my phone all the time and I flit back and forth through a bunch of different things. Weed helps calm this down a bit.

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@RickiTarr

I find Sativa very helpful for focus but I still have on a podcast or something when I'm doing "work".

LindaCollins11, to random
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JoeyBoughtACola,
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@LindaCollins11

We need to make some new rules when we

StillIRise1963, to random
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I'm not ceding the nation to these motherfuckers.

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@StillIRise1963

Me neither.

StillIRise1963, to random
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"I want to tell you a black worker is a great worker."

Yeah. This means a lot of things all at the same time coming out of the mouth of a white supremacist. And, all the meanings lead to re enslavement.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-black-ones-comment/

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@benroyce @thepoliticalcat @StillIRise1963

A rapiers wit scares the hell out of a facsist once they realize the joke is on them.

Brandi_Buchman, to random
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In order to collect on the $1.5 billion in defamation judgments they won against Alex Jones, the families of the victims of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut have voted to liquidate the far-right conspiracy theorist’s assets.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/to-collect-1-5b-from-alex-jones-sandy-hook-families-vote-to-liquidate-assets/

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@Brandi_Buchman

Hopefully, he and trump can cuddle in the gutter.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

JoeyBoughtACola,
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