JoeyBoughtACola

JoeyBoughtACola, 4 hours ago to random

The gop are now full fledged anti American.
Fuck every single one of them.

https://youtu.be/dXOG-BEw_Kc?si=rpAFavR8R2KFqgVp

#VoteBlueForFucksSake

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 days ago to random

#TheSupremeCourtIsCompromised
#VoteBlue

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 days ago to random

#RedTies are the new #BrownShirts

May they share the same fate.

#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

JoeyBoughtACola, 3 days ago to random

Was anyone's else's Mastodon account down for the last 12 hours or so?

JoeyBoughtACola, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

#FictionalCharactersAutobiography
#HashtagGames

Getting Hammered.

Thor.

JoeyBoughtACola, 10 days ago to random

To all you Moms out there.

Happy Happy Mother's day!

JoeyBoughtACola, 13 days ago to HashtagGames

#WrongWaysToComplain
#HashtagGames

With Jazz hands!

JoeyBoughtACola, 20 days ago to HashtagGames

#FairyTaleaSongOrMovie
#HashtagGames

Cindergoodfellas.

We will make dat friggin shoe fit!

JoeyBoughtACola, 22 days ago to random

Bring on November!
#VoteBlue2024
#BlueWave

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/new-york-special-election-win-house-26-district-rcna149581

JoeyBoughtACola, 23 days ago to random

"Cat jumps in box and accidently gets shipped to a warehouse."

I guarantee the first thing that cat did when it got home was to jump in another box.

#CatAstropheAverted

JoeyBoughtACola, 24 days ago to random

I wonder why Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't calling the tornadoes a message from God?

#MarjorieTraitorGreene

JoeyBoughtACola, 25 days ago to random

Prediction.

#Biden rips Trump a new asshole.

#WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

JoeyBoughtACola, 26 days ago to HashtagGames

#OddDissertationTopics
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How was Meema able to infuse actual love into their cooking?

JoeyBoughtACola, 26 days ago to HashtagGames

#OddDissertationTopics
#HashtagGames

A study on the irony of Stayin Alive being the perfect tempo for chest compressions.

JoeyBoughtACola, 26 days ago to random

#ExpandTheCourt

#ExpandTheCourt

#ExpandTheCourt

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

JoeyBoughtACola, 29 days ago to random

I've been working all day.

How was Sleepy McFarts today?

#TrumpIsGuiltyAF

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

The word of the day is...

#Pecker

Those thingys will get you in trouble.

YusufToropov, 1 month ago to random

So @GottaLaff just coined #DefendantSleepyFlopSweatMcBrainSpurs for #TFG and I think we all have a civic duty to make that hashtag trend. So I humbly ask you to boost this message and use that hashtag as often as possible.

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

A bagpipe, didgeridoo, kazoo, vuvuzela improv band of 8 year old beginners would be less annoying than Maria Bartiromos voice.

#FoxNewsIsBrainBullshit

And happy Sunday!

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to 420

May your #420 be the 420ist.

So sayeth Willie.

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate!

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JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Magas and trump when they're told they truth.
#MagaSnowflakes

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JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Come November, it's going to be #TraitorLoserDay...again

#VoteBlueUpAndDownBallot

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Can you crazy Maga fucks hurry up and get raptured?

The Earth thanks you in advance.

#MagaDouchebags
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica