JoeyBoughtACola

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 day ago to HashtagGames

#WrongWaysToComplain
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With Jazz hands!

JoeyBoughtACola, 9 days ago to HashtagGames

#FairyTaleaSongOrMovie
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Cindergoodfellas.

We will make dat friggin shoe fit!

JoeyBoughtACola, 10 days ago to random

Bring on November!
#VoteBlue2024
#BlueWave

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/new-york-special-election-win-house-26-district-rcna149581

JoeyBoughtACola, 11 days ago to random

"Cat jumps in box and accidently gets shipped to a warehouse."

I guarantee the first thing that cat did when it got home was to jump in another box.

#CatAstropheAverted

JoeyBoughtACola, 12 days ago to random

I wonder why Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't calling the tornadoes a message from God?

#MarjorieTraitorGreene

JoeyBoughtACola, 13 days ago to random

Prediction.

#Biden rips Trump a new asshole.

#WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

JoeyBoughtACola, 14 days ago to HashtagGames

#OddDissertationTopics
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How was Meema able to infuse actual love into their cooking?

JoeyBoughtACola, 14 days ago to HashtagGames

#OddDissertationTopics
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A study on the irony of Stayin Alive being the perfect tempo for chest compressions.

JoeyBoughtACola, 14 days ago to random

#ExpandTheCourt

#ExpandTheCourt

#ExpandTheCourt

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

JoeyBoughtACola, 17 days ago to random

I've been working all day.

How was Sleepy McFarts today?

#TrumpIsGuiltyAF

JoeyBoughtACola, 18 days ago to random

The word of the day is...

#Pecker

Those thingys will get you in trouble.

JoeyBoughtACola, 19 days ago to random

A bagpipe, didgeridoo, kazoo, vuvuzela improv band of 8 year old beginners would be less annoying than Maria Bartiromos voice.

#FoxNewsIsBrainBullshit

And happy Sunday!

YusufToropov, 19 days ago to random

So @GottaLaff just coined #DefendantSleepyFlopSweatMcBrainSpurs for #TFG and I think we all have a civic duty to make that hashtag trend. So I humbly ask you to boost this message and use that hashtag as often as possible.

JoeyBoughtACola, 20 days ago to 420

May your #420 be the 420ist.

So sayeth Willie.

JoeyBoughtACola, 21 days ago to random

Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate!

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JoeyBoughtACola, 27 days ago to random

Magas and trump when they're told they truth.
#MagaSnowflakes

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JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Come November, it's going to be #TraitorLoserDay...again

#VoteBlueUpAndDownBallot

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Can you crazy Maga fucks hurry up and get raptured?

The Earth thanks you in advance.

#MagaDouchebags
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

#AltEclipseASongOrPoem
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The Dog Days Are Over And Why Isn't My Person Home Yet?

Florence and the Machine.

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Dear #TheRock

Lucky your boy trump wasn't president during the Maui fires, or the islands you call home would've been screwed.
Also, Black Adam was just awful.
No offense.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-puerto-rico-island-surrounded-big-water-msna1024996

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

"When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it's because I was avoiding you..."

So sayeth the whatever.

#MagasArentChristian

dworkin, 1 month ago to random

Since Bob wants to dispute it. Let’s lay out the facts.

Pipe bombs-guns-knives-Molotov cocktails-stun guns-machete-crossbow-hockey sticks-bats-flagpoles-pepper & bear spray-brass knuckles-scissors-screwdrivers-axe. 117 arrested w/weapons or assaulting police
https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/jan-6-was-an-armed-terrorist-attack

JoeyBoughtACola, 1 month ago to random

Was that an earthquake or #DJTstockCrashing ?