MeatPilot

MeatPilot, 2 months ago

Boeing could plead it was just edging, because he never got off completely. Knocked his socks off though.

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7bb57022-124a-40ad-9b3d-5d7e3803c532.jpeg

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

Unfortunately Daft Punk is no more, so get ready for…

Soundtrack by: 30-Seconds to Mars

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

This terminology is making me hungry

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

WOULD YOU RATHER eat a chocolate bar off a public toilet seats lid.

OR WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a chocolate bar out of a public toilet bowl.

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR PISS IN YOUR BOOD, YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR SHIT, AND YOUR SHIT IN YOUR PISS.

TO DO THAT CRANK YOUR HOG THREE TIMES. THEN CALL ME IN THE MORNING WE’LL CRANK OUR HOGS TOGETHER.

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

Also the exact moment the waiter asks if you need anything.

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b46e91-9693-43e2-90c9-c8d82d83ca10.jpeg

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

If an old woman dies alone, does she make a sound?

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

If I exercise, I won’t be able to rest my phone on my gut.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

2009 wasn’t that long ag…ooh no

(｡╯︵╰｡)

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

As a graphic designer hearing people roast comic sans and papyrus to make small talk with me at work gets so god damn old.

Thank you for staying off the hype train. There is nothing wrong with these typefaces.

Unfortunately I even have to avoid them though because they have become the Hitler mustache of the type world. Sure you can say you are rocking the Charlie Chaplin, but everyone from a distance will wonder “why is that dude rocking a Hitler mustache? WTF!?”

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

Hulk turtle heading. Hulk need bathroom!

MeatPilot, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfry and oven instructions there was instructions for “nuclear blast”…

Nuclear Blast

Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.

Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.

About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.

Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.

Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.

All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks and not the blast. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

AI is really getting out of control.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

she saw her son as being inside Data.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c3a7b5ef-df56-46b3-b4b3-c1d9dca52ed9.jpeg

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

Indeed, much easier to pick their mangled bodies off the street.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

Would that classify me as a “kink”?

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

What’s the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

MeatPilot, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

Me lurking outside these posts and waiting for my moment to reply to someone else’s reply:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bec2fa60-7ba7-4a6e-bf82-98fa33aa0bce.jpeg