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MerritMD

@MerritMD@med-mastodon.com

Husband/Dad, Urologist, Sex Therapist, Bowtie Enthusiast, Washed-up D3 Golfer.
#Urology #SexMed #BowTieFriday
#Mastodongs: https://followlists.online/list/319060be-a42b-2088-4297-5afcbaa1c69f

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The clitoris has a prominent, consistent anatomical location among its owners (many of whom are humans capable of providing guidance).

It has 10,280 nerve fibers, all dedicated to the pleasure of its owner.

The framing of the clitoris and its significance as some kind of vague “mystery” or “myth” is weaponized incompetence.

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🛼📺🎞️👾 TOTALLY 80s! 🕹️🎸💿💾

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🎵 Like, gag me with a spoon! Another decade theme night?

Take a chill pill and post totally tubular bodacious music from the 80s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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🍷 Axel F / Tears for Fears / DeBarge / Sade / Madonna / Simple Minds + Sex On The Beach🍸

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Compilation of 80s music videos and ...I love them. People think the 80s had the worst music? 90s were meh with some flashes of brilliance. And has pop music even changed since the 2000s? Clear channel garbage: you're wrong.

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@flexghost https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c_SkROzzo

MerritMD,
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@flexghost Busy. Glad we made it through 😀

MerritMD,
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@flexghost @Resister I always thought it as such… but hearing it from you, a mental health authority, confirms it. 😀

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@flexghost @Resister I wholeheartedly agree that @Resister is a wonderful human, and that this is the loftiest compliment I’ve received lately. Thank you ❤️

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Happy Clitoris Day to all who observe!

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

✨🏅☄️ TOP SHELF! 🎀🏆✨󠁯󠀭

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🎵 Post FULL ALBUMS that are a 10/10 all the way through along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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  1. Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
  2. Genesis - Selling England By The Pound
  3. Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid
  4. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

(Multiple submissions welcome)

Oban 14

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@flexghost
Going with my favorites from 1994:

  1. LIVE - Throwing Copper
  2. Green Day - Dookie
  3. They Might Be Giants - John Henry
  4. The Offspring - Smash

With Kirkland Lowland Single Malt Scotch 🥃

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🌊✩°🩵 YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE! 🩵✩°🌊

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🎵 Post songs with “blue” in the title or lyrics along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

🍷 Electric Light Orchestra ‘Mr. Blue Sky’ + Mermaid Mule🍸

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ELO BITCH!

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@flexghost Obligatory. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

MerritMD,
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@flexghost With this Sherry Bomb from our beloved Costco 🥃

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@flexghost Yeah, you’re right to be. At least I didn’t post one of the remixes this song gets every 10 years or so 😅

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

★🎸🎧 ROCK, ROCK TIL U ROCK! 🎧🎸★

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🎵 Post hair metal from the 70s, 80s and 90s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free, so far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy

🍷 Def Leppard ‘Photograph’ + Sex On The Beach🍸

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I have no idea why but I listen to Def Leppard pretty much every week. The drummer still has two arms in this one, so enjoy kids!

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@flexghost https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

MerritMD,
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@flexghost while slowly but surely working on that Costco size Larceny bottle 🥃

MerritMD,
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@flexghost well I had to redeem myself after whiffing on the dank theme 😅

MerritMD,
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@flexghost Charcuterie every night until it runs out or gathers mold, whichever comes first. 🧀 🍷

MerritMD,
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@flexghost Those are undoubtedly elite offerings… But don’t sleep on the Scotch bonnet chili cheddar 🤤

MerritMD,
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@flexghost Crocodile Dundee voice
“That’s not fire…THIS is fire.”

MerritMD,
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@flexghost (also, you and I both know that the real reason to eat the Guatemalan insanity pepper is so that we can meet our talking coyote spirit guide. 😉)

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“Goodness is about what you do, not who you pray to.”

on what would have been his 76th birthday.

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🎬🎞️📽️ STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN! 📽️🎞️🎬

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🎵 Post music made for—or featured in—movies...along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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Bonus points if someone who made the film helped make the song!

🍷 Charlie Chaplin ‘The Kid’ + Sidecar🍸

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Video of an older Charlie Chaplin conducting an orchestra. I believe his fly is zipped, his shoes are not tied together and he's not doing that pancake bit Yes he composed this and many others.

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@flexghost If you were making a movie in the 80s and needed a banger, Kenny Loggins was your guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🌿🌳🪴 PUFF PUFF PASSOVER! 🪴🌳🌿

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🎵 It’s time to celebrate your pilgrimage to the weekend! Light it up, leave some for Elijah, and post songs that mention dank-ass kush along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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Dadadadada
It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G
You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E.

🍷 Dre, Snoop, Kurupt, Nate Dogg - The Next Episode + Gin and Juice🍸

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Music video starting with the best pair of tits Ive seen in a video ever. wait. What was I posting about again?

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@flexghost “I was going to post music, but then I got high… ba da da, da da da…”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

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@flexghost With the same Larceny until it runs out 🥃

MerritMD,
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@flexghost (PS. I had to take a break from The Tortured Poets Department for this.)

MerritMD,
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@flexghost Ope, didn’t see it. My bad.

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@flexghost Dank enough for you?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFNFD9_1GM

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

☁️🪩 PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT!🍸🤍

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🎵 Post songs you’d play if you were throwing a party along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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A goddess on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby she's got it
I’m your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

🍷 Venus - Shocking Blue + Cosmo🍸

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Video of the band shocking blue high on -- I don't even know what

MerritMD,
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@flexghost (It’s a good thing Larceny is good stuff… I bought 1.75L at Costco, so this will be my Friday libation for the foreseeable future 😅)

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