MissingThePt

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

There are now more Mastodonians than there are Canadians, if Canada were a real country.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Remember if ever in a flame war, Stop, Drop and Rickroll.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

IMPORTANT: if you use Twitter, there are currently a large number of fake Missing The Point accounts being created, using a variety of unrelated names and avatars, without my permission.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

He took Sundays off?

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Perfect post, no notes.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to phish, feed him for a lifetime.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago (edited 11 months ago) to internet

“But this social media platform founded by a billionaire to monetize your user data will be different!”
#Twitter #Bluesky #Threads

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Elon Musk to be first human Neuralink chip implant recipient so he can remember the names of all of his children.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

In a Neuralink-Twitter crossover, the worst thoughts in your subconscious automatically become posted tweets. (Already implemented.)
#MuskCrossover

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

In a SpaceX-Twitter crossover, four minutes after a tweet is posted it will explode in a person’s timeline, with its component words haphazardly falling into neighboring tweets.
#MuskCrossover

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

President Biden and House Speaker Kevin McCarthy reach debt deal, agree to remove superfluous “b.”

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

In a Neuralink-Tesla crossover, when you hit a kid with your Tesla your score increase will flash.
#MuskCrossover

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Twitter pulls out of voluntary EU disinformation code despite Elon not generally being known to pull out.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

We need federation so no one person controls how instances are run, but I also need to be able to instruct everyone on how to run their instances, you see the problem.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

I’ll stick with my all-natural stupidity, thank you.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Breaking: The United States, seeking to emulate the Fediverse, federates government.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

People in tech using an AI service to fake user research may at first sound questionable, but a recent survey found that 100% of users were completely okay with the practice.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Imagine having been the 12,000,001st Mastodon account and just missing out on the $100 million prize.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Insane in the Elon microchipped brain.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

We're over 12 million users on Mastodon and I will not rest until each and every one has favorited one of my posts.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Maybe Florida Republicans would find books more palatable if they thought of reading as shooting word bullets into your brain.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Breaking: In a debt ceiling negotiation breakthrough, President Biden agrees to be a co-signer on America’s loan application.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Tesla apologizes for 383 customers reports of “phantom stops” from false collision warnings, notes that, in the future, software updates will ensure actual collisions.

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Interrobang?!

MissingThePt, 1 year ago to random

Happy Towel Day!
#TowelDay

South Park’s Towelie: “When going someplace new you should always bring a towel.”