Monkeyhog

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Monkeyhog,

Forrest Gump is for Boomers what Ready Player One was for Gen X. And I’m sure they’ll be something for Millennials soon. Just Nostalgia for the sake of Nostalgia barely laced together with a plot.

Monkeyhog,

Oh yeah, I forgot they did the Shining in the movie, because In the book it was WarGames, which fit better thematically.

Monkeyhog,

I grew up near the Florida school and I remember hearing horror stories about it as a child. And it was always used as a threat by teachers for unruly students.

Monkeyhog,

I moved away 20 years ago, and I still hate going back to Florida for any family event, that state was a horrible place to grow up.

Monkeyhog,

I’m certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you’re just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

Monkeyhog,

I work at a bank, I see thousands of checks a day. They’re still out there.

Monkeyhog,

Yep, checks are used a lot by charities and churches, plus migrant workers are often paid by checks, and there’s market nearby that will cash all of their checks for them, and that market is a customer of my bank, so when they bring in their deposit, it’s a stack of checks at least 6 inches tall every day. And that’s honestly not even half of the checks we see a day.

Monkeyhog,

I’m confused, why don’t you look in the mirror while brushing? Do you look in the mirror while combing your hair? Or do you do everything blindly?

Monkeyhog,

Sounds like a success than.

Monkeyhog,

Why on earth would anyone do that?

Monkeyhog,

Which one?

Monkeyhog,

Kinda suspicious that it’s a Japanese study saying this. Kinda how I would be suspicious if an Italian study said authentic Parmesan cheese cured cancer, or a Scottish study said that 12 year old single malt whisky increased life expectancy.

Monkeyhog,

Speak for yourself, I’ve been waiting for the movie of this ever since he was elected.

Monkeyhog,

Adams was an ok guy.

Monkeyhog,

It’s better to die by the sword than to live with a boot on your neck.

Monkeyhog,

From the weed store

Monkeyhog,

Cigarettes are banned in the Federal prison system, and most other state prisons as far as I’m aware.

Monkeyhog,

It’s like the oldest, it’s how Jules Verne sent men to the moon in “From the Earth to the Moon”

Monkeyhog,

Thankfully no. I used to have a best friend, and honestly it was exhausting and I much prefer my own company to anyone else’s.

Monkeyhog,

No. It definitely should be a career. I for one prefer political experts to do their jobs instead of random millionaires who buy their way in on a lark because they’re bored. I want my lawyers to be career lawyers, my doctors to be career doctors and my politicians to also know what the duck they’re doing and be career politicians. It’s ridiculous how politics is the only important job where people want amateurs.

Monkeyhog,

I want people who understand government working in government. Because government itself is complex and requires experts to run it correctly.

Monkeyhog,

Seems like you don’t understand the point of Lemmy.

Monkeyhog,

And that matters?

Monkeyhog,

Where do you work that they don’t give performance appraisals?

Monkeyhog,

Ain’t that pretty fucking obvious?

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