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Naja_Kaouthia

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I upvote cat pictures!

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I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.

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Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.

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I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.

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I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.

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So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!

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The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.

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I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.

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Just tell her she’s there to install the border lasers.

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Well at least now I know how I’m going to go.

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I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.

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I work in training and development and almost had a stroke today when someone showed me some new material for new hires that essentially said, ‘to get promoted you should volunteer to do more work’. Uh, no. We’re not asking people to work for free, take that out. Forget it ever existed. Fucks sake.

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Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

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Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

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They’re the only culture some people have.

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I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.

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He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.

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“Force antlers off…” Pardon the fuck?

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Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.

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At what amount of As does it indicate the battery is just screaming?

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I’ve been recruiting like minded colleagues hoping that I can get some traction on getting a union started. My job is sure as shit not my family. Nor friends. This is a transactional relationship.

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Wankpanzer has now been added to my lexicon.

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