RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

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RizzRustbolt,

There’s nothing promising about immortal bacon.

RizzRustbolt,

The thing is… google is the one that poisoned it.

They dumped so much shit on that model, and pushed it out before it had been properly pruned and gardened.

I feel bad for all the low level folks that told them to wait and were shouted down.

RizzRustbolt,

Nikki… Why is there a North and South Carolina?

Giant Hail Is the Weather Threat Keeping Insurers Up at Night (www.bloomberg.com)

As the climate has warmed, there’s been an increase in the ingredients that make up hail storms: more instability in the atmosphere and stronger updrafts. The altitude in the atmosphere where water freezes has also been rising because of the warmer weather. This means that small hailstones often melt before they hit the...

RizzRustbolt,

They should be worried about hot hail instead.

RizzRustbolt,

You get austerity, so that I can get prosperity.

RizzRustbolt,

Is this about speeding?

Or is this about getting every car to broadcast it’s location data?

RizzRustbolt,

I’m sure they’ll find the darkest person in the c-suite to use as a scapegoat.

RizzRustbolt,

That’s why I leave cottage cheese out for racoons. 98% milkfat babe.

RizzRustbolt,

She’s just mad about the lack of Reylo content.

RizzRustbolt,

I remember my school calling everyone in to the gymnatorium for a special announcement. They then told us that our town, and our school specifically, were going to be featured on a television show that night. And that we should all watch it with our families.

When little rizz watched that night with their family, they saw a shot of their school. And they pointed and said, “look!” Right as the warheads detonated over the school and everyone turned into skeletons.

And rizz lost their fricken mind from watching The Day After.

RizzRustbolt,

Driving. I was 40 when I finally got my license.

RizzRustbolt,

Whoever can eat the most sloppy joes in an hour gets to decide how goods are distributed.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

No. He spoke American.

Specifically, Southern Baptist American.

RizzRustbolt,

And then someone forgets to reset the buffer after a difficult transport and then suddenly there’s 30 new Tuvixes.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Say nothing.

They already know everything.

RizzRustbolt,

Best: Turtles

Worst: the President sticking his nose where it didn’t belong.

RizzRustbolt,

Oh no! What about the executives yachts? Are they safe?

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