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SecularJeffrey

@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

Semi retired. Living on colonized tribal land in the Pacific Northwest of North America. (((He/They/Him))).

Love is love. 🏳️‍🌈

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https://youtube.com/@JeffreyDuddles

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RickiTarr, to random
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Would you rather be alone in a Space Ship with Darth Vader or the Queen Alien from Alien?

Please support the your answer if you feel like it.

SecularJeffrey,
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@RickiTarr

Alien. I’m so longing for bodily contact that a good face hug sounds nice right about now.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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For the toddler with a death wish

the_etrain, to random
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Well, there go my nipples again.

SecularJeffrey,
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@the_etrain

All six of them?

SecularJeffrey, to random
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Girl dancing “34”

SecularJeffrey, to random
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SecularJeffrey, to random
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Qapla’!

SecularJeffrey, to random
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I LOVE sushi!

tripplehelix, to random
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Also noticed that this show really loves killing kids and animals.

SecularJeffrey,
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@tripplehelix

To be fair, all the kids on the were evil…

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SecularJeffrey, to random
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I wish my house had a vast labyrinth of catacombs. I need more storage for my growing collection of relics and the bones of my enemies.

18+ SecularJeffrey, to random
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Weirdly delicious snack that I heard about here (can’t remember who)

Tuna, garbanzo beans, onion, fresh poblano pepper, olive oil, garlic powder and salt and pepper.

Best after a good chill in the fridge

SecularJeffrey,
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Plus, I just like saying Garbanzo.
Garbaaanzo.
Garbanzo.

the_etrain, to random
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My friend just said "no pair of shorts is worth $80", if you're wondering how wild this party is.

SecularJeffrey,
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@the_etrain

How many cargo pockets do they have? Might make a difference…

SecularJeffrey, to random
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I’ve been in a grief funk since the first of the year and very lazy about housework.

The kitchen countertops were covered in unwashed dishes and and there’s some litter strewn about the rest of the house.

The countertops are now clean and I’m starting to chip away at the rest of the mess.

Might even get some groceries and stop eating expensive delivery food for every meal.

SecularJeffrey,
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I actually had to block someone who was mocking my grief and asking why my wife didn’t do the housework. Because she is dead didn’t even slow them down.

Weird.

They presented as white female, so maybe a wayward Karen…

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Going to have beans for breakfast. Started the slow cooker last night and just woke up to the smell!

SecularJeffrey,
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⬆️

Me right now!

An old ad for canned beeans with a child "enjoying" beans. His eyes are full of moving beans. It's quite horrifying actually.

Cassandra, to random
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Time to watch that episode of TNG where everyone loses their memory and Ro and Riker are like "well clearly we're fucking.”

SecularJeffrey,
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@Cassandra

I’m currently watching the one where Barkley Holo Fucks Troi.

SecularJeffrey,
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@Cassandra

Because the actor is a MAGAT or because of the character?

SecularJeffrey, to random
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Close call. I almost used the dream toilet.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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My balls are so full of microplastics I can barely store any pee in them.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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I’ve recently been using #IceCubes for Mastodon and recently noticed the automatic #AltText generator. So far it’s been pretty accurate including adding text from memes.

Here is an example

the_etrain, to random
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Ah, yes. The cargo pocket. Deepest of all the pockets. Never know what you'll find in there. Could be gold in them thar pockets.

SecularJeffrey,
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@the_etrain

I keep an extra pair of cargo shorts in my cargo pants in case I get too warm.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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question. I want to disable voicemail and have a “No voicemail available. Try again later or text like it’s the 21 century” message.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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Anyone up for some cahooting.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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Just saw a pair of Mom Jorts in the wild.

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