Taco_lad

Taco_lad, 2 days ago to random

Hahahah fuck, I found NTLM in use again after I spent 6 years trying to eradicate it.
Fml
#sysadminlife

Taco_lad, 2 days ago to random

If I can't turn the new Recall feature off using InTune or group policy, along with any and all 'AI' on Windows 11, it's time to chuck 20+ years of Windows out and move to Linux.
MS is really leaning into the "every other Windows OS is shit"

Taco_lad, 27 days ago to random

Lol if scotus rules presidents have absolute immunity, Biden should immediately seize all their assets for his personal wealth, then 'hunting accident' trump, and see if they want to reconsider

Taco_lad, 29 days ago to random

Don't ever learn how email works. Save yourself

Taco_lad, 29 days ago to random

Them : this Sender can't get to us, we keep rejecting the email

Me: this is how SMTP and DMARC work, I read the fucken RFC standards, and they're sending shit that's not compliant.

Them: they want an allow listing

Me: so suddenly their fuck up becomes our security flaw? Fuck off, no.

Them: also we think we should stop abiding by their DMARC policy

Me: why do they set their fucken DMARC policy if it's broken? No. Tell them we don't accept junk bullshit email, and to fix their bin fire.

Taco_lad, 1 month ago to random

Rishi Sunak is a fucking clown.

Does he actually think Doctor's notes stating the patient is unfit for work are for the patient?

Those notes protect the EMPLOYER from lawsuits.

Fuck me dead he's so incredibly thick and disconnected from reality.

Taco_lad, 1 month ago to Minecraft

First time I build a nether portal, it opens up directly under a lava flow. If you go through the portal, you die before the nether loads.
It's the death scene that showed me what happened.
Sigh.
#minecraft

Taco_lad, 1 month ago to science

If you have any interest in everyday science, or you have a kid who might be interested in everyday science, please check out the Curiosity Show. It ran in the '80s and' 90s and it's an incredible introduction into the science behind things to make and do.
#science #education #stem #stemeducation

https://youtube.com/@CuriosityShow

Taco_lad, 1 month ago to random

Tfw your boss shares pictures of the overseas trip you will never be able to take because health concerns take up all your leave

Taco_lad, 1 month ago to random

Overheard 2 kids talking "boys used to get special treatment, and that was sexist, but now girls get special treatment and boys don't and so that's also sexist"

Me: "If I gave you a cake today, but I didn't give your buddy one, is that fair?"
Them :"No that's not fair"

Me:"ok, so tomorrow if I gave you a cake and not your buddy, would that make it fair?"
Them:"Yes"

Me:"would it still be fair if I told you to share half your cake with your buddy?"
Them:"No, that would suck"

Me:"So if we make sure girls get a turn at stuff they used to be excluded from, that's just fair, it's not sexist. We're smart enough to understand 'taking turns' as well as 'everyone gets the same thing at the same time' are both ways of sharing, and sometimes one is fairer than the other."
Them:"Oh yeah"

Taco_lad, 2 months ago to random

Bloody moths ate one of my kilts. Mongrels

Taco_lad, 2 months ago to random

I just wanna watch helldiver 2 shorts on the YouTube, and the fucking algorithm keeps serving me up fashy right wing 'gotcha' clips.
I don't need to see dry wife guy's face. Like, ever.

Taco_lad, 2 months ago to random

When did the warthunder forums become a dating site?

Taco_lad, 4 months ago to random

Ahh yes, thanks Microsoft, I see we should replace junior ITsec positions with the lying machine. Your security solution is Definitely a place to add hallucinations and trust issues
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/business/ai-machine-learning/microsoft-security-copilot

Taco_lad, 4 months ago to infosec

*holds torchlight under chin for spooky effect *
"... The vulnerabilities were in the vulnerability scanner!"
#infosec

Taco_lad, 4 months ago to random

Probably have gastro.
3yr old had it sat.
5yr old yakked tonight.
My guts are cramping something fierce.
Haven't chundered yet, but I wouldn't rule out a technicolour yawn sometime tonight.

Taco_lad, 4 months ago to random

Watching Microsoft put a Copilot key on a keyboard is giving very 'Samsung Bixby button' vibes, which was almost universally hated and was discontinued after about 3 years.

Taco_lad, 5 months ago to random

Clarification of the 2nd amendment to state that the only legal reason to carry arms in public is to resist the authority of the state.

Cop:"why you got a gun? They're illegal"
Citizen : "fuck off pig or I'll shoot you"
Cop:"your gun is legal now , carry on"

Taco_lad, 5 months ago to random

There was a kilo of cherries next go me less than 20 minutes ago, where have they gone? Who took them?? Come on, own up.

Taco_lad, 5 months ago to random

"the party is Hawaiian themed, why did you come dressed as Sadako?"
"I'm a lethal well, actually"

"What?"
"the US military leaked aviation fuel into Hawaii's fresh water supply, making it deadly to consume"

"... That's a bit of a buzzkill"

"M8, you picked the 'Exploited minority' party theme, this is on you"

Taco_lad, 6 months ago to random

Very cross.
Project team interrupted our business comms with a new feature (an entire new quarantine facility) - that they didn't tell anyone about, and hasn't been monitored for months.
I expressed my frustration in a meeting about it, and it was taken as a personal attack.

It's not a personal attack.

It's me being frustrated with the absolute fucking incompetence displayed.

Taco_lad, 7 months ago to random

#thevoice
Tom Cardy is so, so good with this.
https://youtu.be/l3pguf37KTM?si=pIotvd0ihXyoF_te

Taco_lad, 7 months ago to random

No. I don't want an SUV.
I want a station wagon.
Something that looks like a car without the mumps.

Taco_lad, 8 months ago to random

Reposting with alt text

Taco_lad, 8 months ago to random

Me: why doesn't anyone reply to my impromptu rants on social media

Also me: