Tengrain

Tengrain, 7 hours ago to random

#SCOTUS

(Edited to add hashtag and Alt Text: I’m really trying to be consistent about it!)

Tengrain, 2 hours ago to random

You know what time it is?

Time to spend HAPPY HOUR with the #Momocrats! Yay!

It’s like having drinks and talking politics with your smartest and funniest pals!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVWAlWrcs4A

H/T @Karoli @socalmom @AlizaWrites

Tengrain, 7 hours ago to random

More, Please https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/17/more-please-51/

Tengrain, 7 hours ago to random

Midday Palate Cleanser https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/17/midday-palate-cleanser-2145/

Tengrain, 1 day ago to random

Well, my blocking finger is getting warmed up already.

Tengrain, 1 day ago to random

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/16/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-227/

Tengrain, 2 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random

Midday PSA https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/15/midday-psa-2/

(Updated to fix the Alt Text that autocorrect “fixed” for me... GAGH! It did it again. The cows are NOT “fully” they are “Fluffy”. Autocorrect is my sworn enemy.)

Tengrain, 3 days ago to random

He’s a monster. Don’t let monsters win.

The Best People, Part Infinity https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/14/the-best-people-part-infinity/

Tengrain, 3 days ago to random

Jeebus Johnson To Attend The ‘I cheated on my wife with a porn star’ Trial to Support Notable Adulterer https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/14/jeebus-johnson-to-attend-the-i-cheated-on-my-wife-with-a-porn-star-trial-to-support-notable-adulterer/

Tengrain, 4 days ago to random

My blocking finger is getting a workout tonight.

Tengrain, 5 days ago to random

Area Influencer Changes Mind https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/12/area-influencer-changes-mind/

Tengrain, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

I’m shocked to admit I’m a bad electrician.

#PunAnything
#HashtagGames

Tengrain, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

I was a manager at a cemetery, but I didn’t like having that many people under me.

#PunAnything
#HashtagGames

Tengrain, 6 days ago to random

The More You Know https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/11/the-more-you-know/

Tengrain, 5 days ago to random

I couldn’t see myself becoming an optometrist.

Tengrain, 6 days ago to random

Tengrain, 6 days ago to random

Area Man Unhappy With Outcomes From His Choices, Go Figure https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/11/area-man-unhappy-with-outcomes-from-his-choices-go-figure/

Tengrain, 6 days ago to random

ETTD Remains Undefeated https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/11/ettd-remains-undefeated/

Tengrain, 7 days ago to random

President Handsome Joe Biden is in town today, and my transit ride across town was about 2X as long as usual; I wonder... !

Tengrain, 6 days ago to random

And now, for the #Momocrats, the happiest of happy hours for me! when I listen in on my smartest pals talk politics!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVnsH4EdNzA

H/T @Karoli @socalmom @AlizaWrites

Tengrain, 7 days ago to random

Republicans Want Their War, Their Way https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/10/republicans-want-their-war-their-way/

Tengrain, 9 days ago to random

The absolute last thing an undocumented person is going to do is register to vote.

Jeebus Johnson is an idiot and/or a liar.

(Q: is that redundant for a Republican?)

https://crooklyn.social/@crooksandliars/112406947469249483

Tengrain, 10 days ago to random

Come-on, Aileen! https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/07/come-on-aileen/

Tengrain, 11 days ago to random

I was trying to workshop a joke about Kristi Noem applying for Dana Loesch’s old job job at the NRA with Wayne LaPierre saying she’s too sadistic EVEN for him...

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/06/kristi-noem-south-dakota-nra-lapierre

Tengrain, 11 days ago to random

News That Will Drive You To Drink https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/06/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2099/