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TootOfBob

@TootOfBob@beige.party

The tweetist formerly known as TheTweetOfBob - Writer/Reader/Voter - Liberal AF. I'll follow back if you're kind and funny, have a profile pic, not the default image and you have posts. No magas or haters. 🌈☮️✌️- 🎶Music can save us all🎶 Avatar is my likeness if I were a Funko Pop figure. https://justmytoots.com/TootOfBob@beige.party

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I’m just going to say it since no one else will. There’s no such thing as a friendly reminder.

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P.E teachers can fly coach for free.

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Hard water is an ingredient of hard lemonade.

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Couldn’t remember the words aurora borealis, so I just called it a night rainbow.

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Just because I’m quiet, doesn’t mean I don’t have a voice.

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I shout and no one seems to hear… weigh me now.

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When you read Librarian Erotica and think it's real life:

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@RickiTarr Why is the Right so afraid of learning and reading?

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Just when I think there hope for this country. I remember we have shows like Is It Cake? and The Masked Singer.

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On Monday, don’t forget to turn around bright eyes.

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I need that technology The Terminator had where he could look at things and get a computer readout and description of what he was seeing so I can drive by garage sales and know if they are worth stopping for.

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Can't, I'm typing Foreigner song titles into WebMD.

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Ctrl F word

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Can’t, I have my Alcoholics Unanimous meeting.

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Couldn’t remember the word for tattoo so I was calling them skin memes.

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My sleep number goes straight to voicemail.

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Not to brag, but in high school, I was voted most likely to use your and you’re correctly.

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And in the end, the love you make is not equal to the kids you have.

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You’d think since they’re called Zoom calls they’d go a lot faster.

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Me two

-twins

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Remember when U2 gave us a whole album pro Bono?

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I’m old enough to remember when lawyers were in love. Ooh-sha-la-la-ooh.

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Normalize date naps.

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911 Operator: 911 what’s your emergency?

Me (Standing in front of a full-length mirror): I’d like to report a dad body.

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My OnlyFans account is just me getting in my steps.

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All I’m saying is like them or not, The Proclaimers got their steps in.

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