Victang

Alice, 4 days ago to random

This is me every Saturday morning.

https://youtu.be/qFSJ6gyiffE

Victang, 11 days ago to random

Going to a little outdoors get together this evening and a woman I like will be there.

I don't think she feels the same towards me though 😞

Oh well. I'll just be charming and see how things go 🤞

Victang, 1 month ago to random

Are personality types like blood types? If so, who's a universal donor?

Please donate some personality for a dull person near you!

intransitivelie, 1 month ago to advice

Ok fedi hivemind, #advice requested. I have to carry around a fairly sizeable number of pills in my pocket for extended periods, more than can be handled by a keychain pill bottle. I have been just using an old pill bottle, but these pills are tablets not capsules and the motion of them in my pocket is slowly but surely rendering them into dust. Any suggestions? Surely someone else out there who is ADHD needs to carry around a bunch of pills so they don't forget them at home. #FediHelp #HelpWanted #BoostsWelcome

Victang, 1 month ago to random

I like to cast my shadow over ant hills and watch the ants freak out due to the solar eclipse.

talia_christine, 2 months ago to random

I'm having a drink and watching a hot guy make tabbouleh. Not bad for a Tuesday.

dgar, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

I'm thinking of going with this artwork for the new single.

What do you think?

Victang, 2 months ago to random

I was so drunk last night I sang a Cher song 😂

Victang, 3 months ago to random

Female Stingray in North Carolina aquarium about to give birth to Myliobatoid "Jesus".
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pregnant-stingray-charlotte-nc-aquarium-due-date-b2499684.html

Victang, 3 months ago to random

First Date

"So, what are you looking for in a man?" he asked.

"Oh -- someone intelligent and funny", then she gave him a mischievous look, "someone who will be my partner in crime."

He thought for a moment and replied, "OK, as long as they're misdemeanors."

She laughed and said, "I knew you were funny."

"That's not a joke, I can't afford another felony. Three strikes you know."

Alice, 3 months ago to random

Opinions are like assholes.
Mine's always the best one.

Victang, 3 months ago to random

When all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man...

Alice, 3 months ago to random

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Victang, 3 months ago to random

It appears people want me to act my age. Yeah, like that's gonna happen 😂

Victang, 3 months ago to random

Watching some old episodes of Cheers. Damn that was a good show 🙂

Victang, 3 months ago to random

LIVE from my couch, it's Saturday Night!!!!!! 🙄

Victang, 4 months ago to random

I'm sorry Kirk, Picard and... Roddenberry, space is NOT the final frontier 😎

Victang, 4 months ago to random

Computer, run hypothetical Crag 1 😧

tayfonay, 4 months ago to random

TIL that the first test for diabetes happened in India in 500 BCE where you’d pee on the ground and if the ants went to your pee you had diabetes and if they are like nah, you don’t.

Source: Maintenance Phase podcast

Victang, 4 months ago to random

I'm gazing upon that rare sight of steam rising from a frozen river. It can be described as otherworldly, but it is here. The harshness of nature has created this hypnotic beauty.

I will stand here awhile in awe before returning to my physical discomfort.

mdmrn, 4 months ago to NFL

I am refusing to watch the Chefs and Fins game on Peacock.

Do not put the NFL behind a streaming paywall.

It'll only encourage them to make more games into pay per view events.

#NFL #MIAvsKC #NFLPlayoffs #SuperWildcardWeekend

Victang, 4 months ago to random

Me: Where's Bob?
Jim: He's gone to a higher plane of existence.
Me: 😐
Jim: He moved into the open apartment upstairs.

Victang, 4 months ago to random

Is it just me or has Beige gotten a little sullen recently?

Hopefully it's just a seasonal downturn 🫂

Victang, 4 months ago to random

I've seen the dark mark
Piercing a sky now sullen
Deatheaters follow