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futurebird, 7 months ago to random

Is it possible to somehow train your body to be more warm? I'm one of those "always so cold" people. As I light up my zippo hand warmers to survive the chill I wonder ... why can't I just be warmer?

alexhaist, 7 months ago to random

how is this plant so good

amyfou, 7 months ago to SNAKES

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tayfonay, 7 months ago to random

Our friends with whom we're embroiled in an ongoing battle of obnoxious gifts that we send to each other since they moved to KC are visiting tonight. Got the guest room all set up for them.

senanthic, 7 months ago to random

props to those of us who use "hence" in work emails

alexhaist, 7 months ago to random

I love a properly swole caterpillar.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

This is some superb victim-blaming from 23&me. Well done, you shitheads.

> We recently learned that certain profile information – which a customer creates and chooses to share with their genetic relatives in the DNA Relatives feature – was accessed from individual 23andMe.com accounts.

SecurityWriter, 7 months ago to random

My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:

1. Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.

2. Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.

3. Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.

4. All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.

5. Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.

alexhaist, 7 months ago to random

Good morning, foggy fall.

alexhaist, 7 months ago to random

ah morning! that time in a middle-aged woman's life where she consents to playing tug of war with the hyper dog with the dog's favorite six foot snake stuffy while in bed and subsequently has to mop up three glasses of water from the bed and environs

TarkabarkaHolgy, 7 months ago to random

Please don't let rhodochrosite lose

That's it that's the toot

#MinCup23

Jaden2, 7 months ago to random

What yall smokin? Now don't yall tell me yall surviving this bitch sober 🤣

alexhaist, 8 months ago to random

Aphids on milkweed. When bugs start to make a connected surface of their bodies, I wonder if human skin is like this on some level, a shifting, porous entity that clings together and has gaps so small I cannot see them.

alexhaist, 8 months ago to random

wow for that real early 20s feeling of making the first bad decision you can think of, may I recommend Axiom's End? It's very good.

Loukas, 8 months ago to random

Yes I know I have 649 unread emails. But do I have any new unread emails?

feditips, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

Mastodon 4.2.0 brings a number of new options for searching. You can add special operators to filter what you search for:

has:media or poll or embed
language:fr or other language codes (usually 2 letters)
is:reply or sensitive
from:user or me (me is for your own posts)
in:all or library (library means posts you've interacted with)
before:date (YYYY-MM-DD)
during:date
after:date

Make sure there's no space after :

For example, to show results with polls include phrase has:poll in your search.

alexhaist, 8 months ago to random

Domestic dog and pampas fox hybrid! https://www.mdpi.com/2076-2615/13/15/2505

Binder, 8 months ago to random

& now for some personal news!

I've filed for short term disability from my job to allow some unpleasant things to occur w/o having to also touch computers while that's happening.

Yes, this sucks. No, you don't want to know more.

alexhaist, 8 months ago to random

I am such furniture to my cat.

Loukas, 8 months ago to random

Frantically googling the difference between 'enclave' and 'exclave' so I can start correcting people about it.