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beefbot,

That organisms will die, that stars will be born, and that the farttardiest questions will be unthought out, badly phrased, and posted on asklemmy’); DROP TABLE THOUGHTCRIMINALS; —

beefbot,

Did the AI who stole OPs design write this comment because good lord it’s not the 2000s anymore & any social contract about these things is G O N E

Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote (www.engadget.com)

[Xitter] just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it’s building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named [Xitter] TV wants to be “your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.”

beefbot,

unsubscribe elon musk

beefbot,

Agree, but for human tǔrds of his size I think you gotta bait his ego, like challenge him that he’s too much of a “pedo guy” to donate to the ACLU or something 🤷‍♂️

beefbot,

You made some giant deal about Musk odor being shunted to the business section but here this is. BARELY qualified as tech news because IT’S HIM. He’s nothing but futureware & farts.

PUT EVERYTHING MUSK INTO YOUR BUSINESS SECTION SO WE DON’T GOTTA FUUUICKIN SEE IT. CHRIST

beefbot,

Yeah… the Pope is going to argue for more child AI porn so his precious widdle church can pay out less money in lawsuit damages …

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHILDREN THAT CATHOLIC PRIESTS FUCK

beefbot,

Religious people can suck the shit out of my dick.

(No, seriously. I can’t afford to see a doctor and the dog won’t do it anymore)*

*sorry sort of

beefbot,

If he was SLAYING he’d just fuckin have him ass… uh, intubated. Yeah, that. (In Minecraft, I mean, ofc!)

Kristi Noem says the story demonstrates her willingness to "do what needs to be done." (lemmy.world)

She decided to kill the 14-month-old dog she was training to hunt birds when it attacked chickens, an understandable mistake for a young dog IMO, and bit her once when she grabbed it’s collar (no word on how seriously). She killed a goat by shooting it twice because she didn’t like it, calling it mean and smelly. Apparently...

beefbot,

Yes. What she means to be done is literally murdering innocent citizens and she’s trying to prepare Americans to justify standing around when they start it.

And if you’re reading this and that’s even mildly a surprise, instead of OBVIOUS, then you’re gonna be the one standing around while some Christian tortures me or makes me watch my husband be tortured

beefbot,

I promise you 1) this real-world event will fail to be scrubbed from the training data & 2) it will be regurgitated as a valid event that saves the company money.

So yes. That will happen again :/

beefbot,

7 months lol. Thou underestimathe* the rejuvenating power of drifting from one dead soul call center to the next and the next and

beefbot,

*sic

beefbot,

Dammit, you probably aren’t wrong either.

beefbot,

Did… my dad the used car salesman write this? Your post sounds plausible, but… sorry, NO ONE cares about relationships with customers. Every last company is enshittifiable & thus inherently untrustworthy

beefbot,

Ahh, laziness, impatience, and hubris! This is hilarious (“if true”, obv) & 100% unsurprising

beefbot,

Idk— Tesla directed autopilot to disengage the moment before a crash, to ensure that the driver was held responsible. I sadly doubt any corpo would pay for its mistake

beefbot,

Cool

beefbot,

Weird how Batman is a billionaire & yet there’s always enough crime & problems to keep people Thankful for His Heroic Deeds 🤔

beefbot,

LOSING them? Texas is already executing us fags and all the women who aren’t idiots, & I didn’t read about it?

I thought that wasn’t until next year

beefbot,

Hi straights, gay homosexual queer man here who grew up in a closeted town in a closeted time so I got pretty good at sniffing out closet cases and :

GAY ANDREW HOMO TATE IS A CLOSET CAAAAAAAAA - rainbow flag interlude - AAAAAAAASE the likes of which I have only seen in those married suburban men who watch FOOTBALL (for the butts) and CHURCH (for the guilt)

And I know just by looking but also because ause hetero men never ever need to shout so loud about it. GURRRL. That crumpled sad face of his. That withered useless personality.

I do NOT care if he ever faces himself, I hope he leaves this earth soon and I hope it hurts for what he did to women

beefbot,

Ding dong dong, 💯

beefbot,

Lots and LOTS of old school gays are intensely anti-women

beefbot,

Ok, then I read everyone’s posts & you all already knew this. Oh well. BUTTS

beefbot,

You make some giant deal about always-not-tech Musk being shunted to the business section but here a month later is some Engadget post about some remote the shitter king wants.

BARELY qualifies as tech news, because NOTHING he doesn’t actually tech. He’s nothing but blowhard futureware.

PUT EVERYTHING MUSK INTO THE BUSINESS SECTION. IT’S NOT THAT HARD

beefbot,

“Hopefully it will keep TechNews clean…” Narrator: It WOULDN’T.

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