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brucelawson

@brucelawson@vivaldi.net

Web standards a11y lovegod/ consultant FOR RENT. Musician. Woke atheist libtard, least spiritual person in the universe. Multiple Sclerosis owner. Pun lover. Hootie Tootie Disco Cutie. Birmingham, UK. He/ him. Personal views. RT≠+1. https://www.brucelawson.co.uk

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I just saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre! At first I wasn't sure, but he had his back to the fuchsias.

brucelawson, to random
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I just watched John Wick 4. Its high-octane story of glamorous people with ever-shifting allegiances, fighting over arcane rules across exotic locations really made me nostalgic for my days when I was immersed in web standards.

brucelawson,
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@marcus Genuine lol there. Thanks!

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I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that the Tory party are an inept bunch of immoral chancers who would ride roughshod over Parliamant and our own laws (the Parliament and laws they claim to see as 'sovereign'), lie and cheat just to stay in power.

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@ppatel where's "here", out of interest?

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Of employers who forced staff back to the office, 42% said "attrition" was higher than normal, 21% said the move had actually lost them some of their "key" staff. 29% were now "struggling" to recruit altogether. Ha ha ha. https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/29/wfh_rto_survey/

brucelawson,
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@joshwayne I agree. It's been 15 years for me!

sil, to random
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I never know what to do when adding subheading titles to an article.
<h1>Stuart's Food Guide</h1>
<h2>or, Pies I Have Known</h2>
<h3>by Stuart</h3>

but then what do I use for titles for each of the sections? <h1>? <h2>? <h3>? maybe <h4>?

Anyway, now I do know, because @SteveFaulkner has written https://www.tpgi.com/subheadings-subtitles-alternative-titles-and-taglines-in-html/ which Explains All This and it's good.

Short answer:
<hgroup>
<h1>Stuart's Food Guide</h1>
<p>or, Pies I Have Known</p>
<p>by Stuart</p>
</hgroup>

<h2>Section 1: Meat</h2>

brucelawson,
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@SteveFaulkner @sil <p>By <cite>Stuart</cite></p> or GTFO

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random question, as i'm too lazy to research this properly ... but are there any nice bikes out there with the same design as these Eovolt ones (step-through, cargo bit over the backwheel) that are not electric? /cc @pete

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@patrick_h_lauke @pete I'd ride a bike and lose some of my excess kilos if I didn't feel like I'd be taking my life in my hands in my local area.

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@patrick_h_lauke you'll always be my Royal Male. @pete

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We all know that the Big Apple is New York, but I have no idea where the Minneapolis.

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When Russia started bombing Kyiv, Zelenskiyy quickly made a video showing he was still in the capital. So we can expect strongman Putin will imminently do the same, right?

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Another day, another developer making inaccessible forms because 'CSS is hard". Why hire a web developer to develop your webs, when you can instead overpay a Fullsack JS Jizzer?

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Just had a job interview. So, naturally, newly-installed Microsoft Teams crashed. Twice. I ended up using the browser version. Weirdly, "Microsoft Teams" is an anagram of "test of coma. Rims."

sil, to random
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OMG an actual implementation of what is essentially font-size: fit-container! @kizu has https://kizu.dev/fit-to-width-text/ -- relies on CSS animation-timeline which is Blink-only right now (are there statements of support or not from Moz or Webkit anywhere?), and it's essentially a hack (but Roman explicitly says it'd be good to see this properly supported, which I like because I've wanted it for years). Clever bit of work! I still don't properly understand it, but it's great. /via @brucelawson

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@tomayac does this mean real font-size: fit-container ?@sil @kizu

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Happy Solstice from the ancient chalk horse and me! (Stonehenge is just too touristy for me to properly align my chakras with the Age of Aquarius these days.) Boomshanka!

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Oh, Microsoft Teams, get in the fucking sea.

brucelawson,
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@jonoabroad DISCORD

brucelawson,
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@matt Oof, you wait until your bosses see you say that. They'll make you use IE6 on Windows ME for a month.

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Why am I so wearily unsurprised that this bloke busted by the BBC for making videos of torturing monkeys by snipping their fingers off has a confederate flag and a MAGA flag? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65951188

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I just found out that David Bowie wrote new English lyrics to a French song called "Comme d’Habitude", called it "Even A Fool Learns To Love" and offered it to Sinatra, who rejected it for lyrics by Paul Anka to the same tune , called "my Way". https://youtu.be/qKd5dAdEosc

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Thangam Debbonaire for PM.

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Seems like the Kremlin lied (I know, shocking, right?!?) when they said, "What, us? Blow up that dam? No, never!". A drone got a photo of a car full of explosives on the top of the dam. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/19/kakhovka-dam-collapse-image-apparently-explosive-laden-car-ukraine-russia

brucelawson,
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@gotofritz yeah, but fuck those guys

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I'm out with mates and our daughters for Skathers Day. The DJ has complimented me on my outfit. "You were here last year, and now your outfit is even better."

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