chad

chad, 10 months ago to random

You mess with the jorts, you get the horse.

chad, 10 months ago to random

Sick and tired of people on here complaining about “gatekeeping.” 🙄🙄

You don’t get to talk about gatekeeping unless you’ve been stuck inside a petting zoo over a holiday weekend. 😤🐐🐐🐑🐓🐓🐖🐇🦙🦙🫏

chad, 1 month ago to random

@Alice what’s your secret for searching your posts effectively? Should I just stop trying on mobile?

chad, 10 months ago to random

Imagine if our billionaires cared about laundering their reputations by funding public works projects. Fuck that’d be cool.

chad, 28 days ago to random

I call one of the neighborhood cats Derek and that’s really fun

chad, 6 months ago to random

Hello

chad, 8 months ago to random

I would like a large Pepsi in styrofoam with the pellet ice, please.

chad, 10 days ago to random

My choices are making me feel bad and there’s no end in sight.

chad, 10 months ago to random

I’m taking a break from beigeposting to spend time with my family, reading them everything I posted during the week.

chad, 6 months ago to random

At least my dental office remembered my birthday :blobcat_melttears:

chad, 10 months ago to random

Time to embrace my true passion: shitreplying

chad, 10 days ago to random

I don’t know what the colors mean in JoWordle and you can’t make me learn

chad, 1 month ago to random

Guinness Extra Trout

chad, 11 months ago to random

Big thanks to my big sis and ex-girlfriend, Slice McAlice for always believing in me :bb:

chad, 8 months ago to random

thinkin bout becoming a cottage cheese dad 🤔

chad, 4 months ago to random

Don’t throw away that leftover sardine oil! Collect it from each tin during the week and you’ll easily have enough for a Betty Crocker cake mix!

chad, 9 months ago to random

If I want to deploy some docker container(s) but don’t want to use AWS or GCP, what’s the move?

chad, 10 months ago to random

My favorite Mastodon feature is the absence of People I May Know.

chad, 7 months ago to random

Give yourself permission to throw out the mini containers of sauce left over from September’s Thai takeout :bb:

chad, 2 months ago to random

Do we still have the Beige Eye? 👁️

chad, 10 months ago to random

I made a really big paper airplane over the weekend. Who wants to go soaring around the spot the Challenger blew up? $30k per seat, explorers only.

chad, 9 months ago to Cats

Comfy

#Cats

chad, 10 months ago to random

Tom Cruise set to play John Mastodon in upcoming biopic

chad, 13 days ago to random

What a day to be a dill tree living next to a thriving sweet potato and some delicious compost!

chad, 1 day ago to random

Morning standup time!

Yesterday, I finished the cheesecake.
Today, I’ll finish the donuts.

No blockers.