chad

chad, 1 day ago to random

If you have déjà vu but you don’t say “whoa, déjà vu” you will have that same déjà vu again until you say “whoa, déjà vu” about it.

chad, 1 day ago to random

Is there a hashtag or cw convention for when you post something that would probably be better to instead say to a therapist if you had a therapist?

chad, 3 days ago to Bloomscrolling

#bloomscrolling The neighborhood Bird has bloomed, with more to come! I really like the leaves on their own, but it’s a special treat to get the flowers out.

I propagated some of this cluster over by my house and am eagerly awaiting my first bloom-on-premises.

chad, 4 days ago to random

Cakeposting will resume as soon as I finish this pie. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

chad, 4 days ago to random

hey siri what’s the nirvana song that goes “ah yeahhhheahhhh heyeyhh yeahh ohhhhh”

chad, 6 days ago to random

The best reason to learn to cook for yourself is so you can put miso in everything.

chad, 6 days ago to random

Won’t someone rid me of this carrot cake

chad, 7 days ago to random

Well now I’m suspicious

chad, 8 days ago to random

I don’t know what the colors mean in JoWordle and you can’t make me learn

chad, 8 days ago to random

My choices are making me feel bad and there’s no end in sight.

chad, 11 days ago to random

What a day to be a dill tree living next to a thriving sweet potato and some delicious compost!

chad, 12 days ago to random

How will this aurora affect the economy? I eagerly await NPR’s Saturday programming.

chad, 14 days ago to random

The worm in my brain wants me to announce that it is also dead.

chad, 15 days ago to random

Setting a new ko-fi goal to buy myself this shirt

chad, 16 days ago to random

And on this day, we lift up our voices and say unto @Alice: hello.

chad, 17 days ago to random

sourdoughawk

chad, 20 days ago to random

Would you say you’ve picked the perfect profile picture or is it just good enough that you aren’t in the market for a new one anymore?

chad, 20 days ago to random

The horn on the bus is seldom used
Seldom used, seldom used
The horn on the bus is seldom used
I take issue with this song

chad, 20 days ago to random

Why did somebody tell the dryer that it knows when clothes are dry? Just setting it up for failure

chad, 21 days ago to random

:bc: Attention Beige Party-goers! :bc:

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Beige-bless :bb:

chad, 22 days ago to random

sunk trout fallacy

chad, 25 days ago to random

I have composted
the strawberries
that were good
when I bought them

and which
I was planning
to eat
promptly

Forgive me
they became disgusting
so quickly
when I blinked

chad, 25 days ago to random

Things got a little trout of hand earlier

chad, 26 days ago to random

I call one of the neighborhood cats Derek and that’s really fun

chad, 26 days ago to random

Everybody should get married and have kids so they have someone else to blame for the unrealized potential in their lives.