chad

chad, 3 months ago to random

an episode of Black Mirror where everyone learns the prompt that caused an AI to generate them

chad, 10 months ago to random

My favorite Mastodon feature is the absence of People I May Know.

chad, 3 months ago to random

I have trained an AI
on the art
that was on
the internet

and which
you were probably
sharing
for humans

Forgive me
it was my fiduciary
obligation
to create value for shareholders

chad, 5 months ago to random

If the 4pm coffee kept me up until midnight, why can’t the 8am coffee get me past 10am?

chad, 8 months ago to random

Stop infantilizing the carrots.

chad, 10 months ago to random

Surely there are other, less grueling ways to tour France?

chad, 2 months ago to random

My posts are like a box of chocolates: you really only like one kind but I insist on packaging it with other shit.

chad, 3 months ago to random

There are two things I’m sure of: I’d be happier if I put my phone down, and I am absolutely not putting my phone down.

chad, 1 month ago to random

Imagine my surprise, dear reader, when the Altoids tin in my junk drawer actually had Altoids in it.

chad, 9 months ago to random

Here is the big moth I saw and also touched

The moth is big and it has a little fur on its legs which are grasping on to my porch railing

chad, 5 months ago to random

Like a Dwarf of Khazad-dûm, I have delved too greedily and too deep while trimming my fingernail and now every touch awakens shadow and flame.

chad, 5 months ago to random

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: an aftermarket ape NFT.

chad, 10 months ago to random

Turn your phone all the way off and see how long can you stand to hold its lifeless corpse in your hands.

chad, 5 months ago to magASEAN

I hesitate to invoke the hashtag, but I am not succeeding in this search on my own.

#TootSEA: do you know of anywhere that sells clothing (preferably shorts) with the 100 Plus logo/branding on them? Thank you for your consideration 🙏

chad, 10 days ago to random

Well now I’m suspicious

RickiTarr, 20 days ago to random

If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

chad, 4 months ago to random

If you want to communicate that you’re done thinking about something that can’t be proven, just say “follow the money!”

Alice, 15 days ago to random

Where my fellow risk takers at?!?

You know, the kind who like to rawdog their crossword puzzles and Sudokus with a pen.

chad, 28 days ago to random

Everybody should get married and have kids so they have someone else to blame for the unrealized potential in their lives.

chad, 1 month ago to random

Guinness Extra Trout

chad, 22 days ago to random

The horn on the bus is seldom used
Seldom used, seldom used
The horn on the bus is seldom used
I take issue with this song

chad, 22 days ago to random

Would you say you’ve picked the perfect profile picture or is it just good enough that you aren’t in the market for a new one anymore?

chad, 18 days ago to random

Setting a new ko-fi goal to buy myself this shirt

chad, 17 days ago to random

The worm in my brain wants me to announce that it is also dead.

chad, 6 days ago to Bloomscrolling

#bloomscrolling The neighborhood Bird has bloomed, with more to come! I really like the leaves on their own, but it’s a special treat to get the flowers out.

I propagated some of this cluster over by my house and am eagerly awaiting my first bloom-on-premises.