cla3ja33r

@cla3ja33r@mastodon.social

^creatively disordered ^chaotically delicious & anticapitalist ^cry more if you’re a nazi sympathizer ^recent linux convert & lover of FOSS #billionairelivesdontmatter #offwiththeirheads ^not safe for nazis or billionaires
^probs autistic, so don’t take it personal ^mature audience age 25+ ONLY 💥 messages set 2 auto-delete 💥 👾 it’s just me and all my personalities🤠 👽which were created due to trauma🤕

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briankrebs, to random

Virustotal can be so frustrating if you just have a normal user account. Just know that a clean bill of health from VT is by no means an indicator that a piece of software is safe.

E.g., this file is known bad, from a deceptive download. But it comes out clean when scanned by dozens of antivirus and security tools.

https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/5ac959e5dee9884512f4a34623bbad2c08be427669015b917a750f7cbfbb0a75/detection

However, the community notes that I can see all convict this thing as doing bad things that trip multiple triggers for malware. e.g.:

https://www.filescan.io/reports/5ac959e5dee9884512f4a34623bbad2c08be427669015b917a750f7cbfbb0a75/d3103e51-6d2c-4d62-a5fa-906ea549bd7f/overview

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cla3ja33r,

@briankrebs are you saying that a paid account is necessary to detect bad files or is that version of VT faulty too?

Daojoan, to random
@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar

When edgelord dudes say they're into "dark humour" they mean they're still jerking off to South Park like it's fresh

cla3ja33r,

@Daojoan is it socially acceptable to get off when watching a 30-second clip of an actor gleefully spraying Nazis with a flame-thrower? The caveats are that it’s a film directed by Tarantino and the actor is Leonardo DiCaprio, but Nazis are burned alive, so win?

arstechnica, to random
@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar

Technical problems ground SpaceX launch of US military spaceplane

Officials hope to launch before the end of the year, but a longer delay is possible.

https://arstechnica.com/space/2023/12/technical-problems-ground-spacex-launch-of-us-military-spaceplane/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

cla3ja33r, (edited )

@arstechnica ALT image description:
“sad, dirty space tampon is seen on the left being wheeled into its sleeping garage on the right until the important men (sarcasm) can decide a better day for launch.”

Daojoan, to random
@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar

Nazis are not a fragile endangered species who need you to be agonising over the nuances of their free speech

cla3ja33r,

@Daojoan

StillIRise1963, to random
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world avatar

If you have the power to create positive change, I think you also have an obligation to do it.

cla3ja33r,

@StillIRise1963 would finding and dumping all billionaires into a hungry volcano be considered a positive? I think if we all set our differences and distractions aside, we’d all realize collectively that we have the power to do so.

cla3ja33r,

@StillIRise1963 the social engineering aspect is the most difficult to tackle. How do you convince someone (people of the global majority) to go against something (money/religion/Eugenics-based ideology/billionaires) that falsely brings them comfort and safety when it’s all they’ve known?

Daojoan, to random
@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar
cla3ja33r,

@Daojoan where in the AI was this masterpiece found?

18+ cosmicallyf, to random

Fart is short for far-right.

cla3ja33r,

@cosmicallyf does that make my ass an extremist if I fart a lot? 🤔

18+ cosmicallyf, to random

A gay dating app called Sausage Links.

cla3ja33r,

@cosmicallyf shortened to “saus” and the logo is a rainbow hotdog 🌭 🌈

18+ cosmicallyf, to random

I'm polite, so I always fart into the crook of my elbow.

cla3ja33r,

@cosmicallyf butt do you sneeze into the same elbow or the other and how do you keep track of which one you farted/sneezed into? 🤔

18+ cosmicallyf, to random

Politicians are enemies.

cla3ja33r,

@cosmicallyf they’re mostly more like frenemies in that they pretend friend ya for your vote, then do a stabby stabby when you turn your back.

taylorlorenz, to random
@taylorlorenz@mastodon.social avatar

“It is just over,” journalist @caseynewton told The Post.

“If you wouldn’t join Gab, or Parler, or Truth Social, there’s no reason you should be on X. I think it’s time for journalists and publishers, in particular, to acknowledge the new reality and to get the heck off that website.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/11/19/antisemiticism-interent-elon-musk-israwl-war/

cla3ja33r,

@taylorlorenz @caseynewton I think it’s nazi hunting season!

18+ cosmicallyf, to random

Okay, but hear me out, a stapler that's shaped like butt cheeks.

cla3ja33r,

@cosmicallyf I could make this a reality given that I have a smol stapler, colorful clay, and would rather turn my sadness into creativity.

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Reminders: 1/…🧵

Via stephen fowler:

I am once again begging people to be more literate about political polling, what it does and does not say & what to divine from surveys conducted far, far away from when people are actually voting.

(I wish political reporting was better about it too, but I can't control that)

Voters don't like Biden. They don't like Trump.

& both are likely to easily win their primaries –next year.
(More…)

cla3ja33r,

@mastodonmigration @JamesGleick @GottaLaff additionally, their unreality is filled with self-flagellating rubes that are loyal to and congratulate each other for exploiting others by scapegoating them for their own actions. Accusations are the closest to confessions from the Fox turds or something like that.

cosmicallyf, to random

Nuke Texas; that'll secure the border.

cla3ja33r,

@cosmicallyf and consequently rid the world of one Melon Husk since he likes to lay low in TX stalking his ex several days a week.

melissabeartrix, to random
@melissabeartrix@aus.social avatar

Just thinking ... If I killed a nazi ... Can I use trans panic as a excuse... Like I would be panicking and all ... I should add I have no plans ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

cla3ja33r,

@melissabeartrix I’m just ready for open season on Nazis, klansmen, and their fanboys. No plans here either, but hoping this happens

sundogplanets, to random
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social avatar

Time to update my satellite pollution talk.

There are ~500 more Starlink satellites today than when I gave this talk in July.

4,924 Starlinks in orbit now (56% of the total 8,728 active satellites in orbit).

Just your periodic reminder that one private company owned by one pretty awful dude effectively controls outer space now.

cla3ja33r,

@sundogplanets
i could think of one way this pretty awful guy problem could be solved.

rbreich, to random
@rbreich@masto.ai avatar

Total student loan debt that would have been erased for millions of Americans: $400 billion

Total cost of the Trump tax cuts that largely benefited the wealthy and corporations: $1.9 trillion

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

cla3ja33r,

@rbreich can we find ways to un-rig it? I’m genuinely wanting to know.

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