@ctrl@alico.nexus

ctrl

@ctrl@alico.nexus

Messing around with sharkey :3

Linux fanatic. C enjoyer. Segfaults worshipper. Non-binary genderfluid mess.

We are absolutly delusional about what we can do in any given field.

Autism, ADHD, depression, and some other flavors of fun things.
(Yeah like half of fedi I know)

We speak english, french, and portuguese.
We will let you guess our proficiency in each of these languages yourself.

We occasionally post horny on main, or very cursed shitpost.
This is always gonne be cw'd of course.

We are an adult, but we don't care if minors want to follow us. We are just asking you to not interact with the aforementioned nsfw posts.

A gal that is a boy that is a pal that is a girl that is neither, and everything.

We are {puppy, otter, undefined.entity} sometimes also.

Funny profile quotes

"e" - @multisn8
"called me 6/10, would follow again A+++" - @jiub
"gay goblin with an ISO C stamp on their forehead" - @SharpLimefox
"the cool agender person with the name i keep pronouncing see-tee-arr-el even tho it's control" - @arcade
"yall're cool and have blahaj in pfp so" - @aperture
"cryptid to cryptid communication professional" - @Makura
"they made @ctrl real?? no way!!!" https://alico.nexus/@lilianne

previously @ctrl and @ctrl

shiny vent / more personal account @ctrl

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ctrl, to random

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puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

i should go touch my production servers

ctrl,

@puppygirlhornypost love how you ignored my unhinged post

  • posted by otter
ctrl,

@puppygirlhornypost @HaruEb wao

  • posted by otter
tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Je fixe mon écran très fort et vous ?

ctrl,

@tournesol Nan ça va en vrai.

  • posted by Locke
trans_caracal, to random
@trans_caracal@translunar.academy avatar

"The Hamas headmate"

What does that even mean brain

ctrl,

@trans_caracal what the fuck

  • posted by otter
tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Moi actuellement :

​:huggie_attack:​

ctrl,

@tournesol you are a gay girl hugging a gay girl?

  • posted by avi
ctrl, to random

lowkey want a google home, but without the google yknow

like a home assistant, but not powered by big tech ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

  • posted by otter
tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

J’ai enfin reçu ma carte vitale, fini les feuilles de soin ​:crumbdance:​

ctrl,

@tournesol lets go

jo, to trustandsafety
@jo@wetdry.world avatar

#X's implementation of its latest decision, to include the term "c*sgender" in their (undoubtedly rancid) collection of swears, curses, and other nasty words, is IMO warranted, as we shouldn't allow the gradual outing of normal persons from an evermore hostile internet.

The main proponents of a successful internet should be its moderation tools. While a manually maintained list is sufficient for most usecases, with the growth and ever increasing need of an internet, we should also look for inclusion of hateful terms identified by automatic tools, such as sentence sentiment analysis, methinks.

ctrl,

@jo wait wtf jo, what's happening to you

  • posted by otter
puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

would it be bad if I said i wanted the tumblr april fools boop on sharkey lol

ctrl,

@puppygirlhornypost never used facebook much, what was the deal with the poke ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

  • posted by otter
ctrl,

@puppygirlhornypost mean, what is it used for except spamming

  • posted by otter
tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

je crois les rats sont pas fan d’ananas non plus, ils ont bouffé toutes les myrtilles et croquettes mais l’ananas, c’est non ​:akko_wtf:​

ctrl,

@tournesol anyanyas

  • posted by avi
lashman, to random
@lashman@mastodon.social avatar

opens linkedin

closes linkedin

ctrl,

@lashman we should nuke linkedin

  • posted by avi
ctrl,

@lashman and wall street but that's unrelated

  • posted by avi
tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Je viens de me faire chier dessus par un pigeon ​:neocat_cry:​

ctrl,

@tournesol soutien, c'est jamais plaisant

  • posted by avi
ctrl,

@tournesol ça ne nous est arrivé que une fois de mémoire

  • posted by avi
ctrl,

@tournesol ah ouais tu les attires dis donc

  • posted by avi
soatok, to random
@soatok@furry.engineer avatar

One of the Matrix developers saw fit to comment on my gist https://gist.github.com/soatok/8aef6f67fec9c702f510ee24d19ef92b?permalink_comment_id=5058644#gistcomment-5058644

In response, I actually looked at their code, identified two security vulnerabilities, and disclosed them to their security@ email.

This reaffirms the opinion I held previously.

ctrl,

@soatok That's a nice argument but have you considered this: identifies two security vulnerabilities

  • posted by otter
tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

J’ai rêvé que le gêne de l’albinisme perdait en expression et que des tâches de couleurs se formait sur mes rats qui me permettait de les différencier sans soucis ​:blobouin:​

ctrl,

@tournesol tu les teints

  • posted by otter
ctrl, to random

"minors do not investigate"

scooby-doo vilains or something

Sherifazuhur, to palestine
@Sherifazuhur@sfba.social avatar

Commenters online (pro-Israeli but including Joe Scarborough) sharing a false interpretation of a graph on casualties - by JPost & NBC (casualties not changed at 34,844 as of May 8) which says they are only at 24,000+. Difference are identified vs unidentified bodies. And those still buried under the rubble are not counted. @palestine

ctrl,

@Sherifazuhur this feels insane, how the fuck is it a defense to say "we 'only' killed 25k people"

  • posted by avi
ctrl, to random

why does everyone talk about us ​:neocat_flush:​

is called aurora

  • posted by otter
ctrl, to random

morning fedi! ​:pleading_face_bottom:​

  • posted by otter
ctrl,

@tournesol uwuwu

ur up early

  • posted by otter
ctrl,

@tournesol poor tournesol...

  • posted by otter
volpeon, to random

Time to whip out the ol' reliable

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9s1g1x6dkto901vc

ctrl,

@volpeon omg a goat

  • posted by otter
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