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disappearinjon

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Writer, Shy Nerd. #ClarionWest 2016 aka #TeamArsenic. Bi. I probably talk a lot about food, music, technology, writing, and my #LungCancer. Codex, SFWA.

Stories out in Interzone, Underland Arcana, elsewhere. Forthcoming: Lightspeed, Analog, On Spec.

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Nearly panicked when the UPS package wasn’t at my front door after an email.

Then I looked at the photos and noticed it wasn’t my door.

Went up and down the block looking for a door that matched, no luck.

Turns out the package was at my back door. But it wasn’t a photo of my door!

And it wasn’t a photo of my package either: not a little cardboard box as in pic but a large floppy bag.

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My photo.

disappearinjon, to Seattle
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It used to be that I could always get at the come spring, and from multiple vendors. But sometime (when my kids were too young to appreciate them, so maybe 5-10 years ago?) they disappeared and haven’t come back.

Just no market for it? Or the land now taken up with more valuable crops?

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If Corporate America was serious about return to office, they’d remodel with bidet toilet seats and stock better TP.

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At her request, I’ve been making my daughter playlists of albums I think she should know.

Most of the time, I try to include a classic album, something from a woman who plays guitar, and something grunge, because we live in Seattle. I often try to make sure that the woman playing guitar is recent, or will switch grunge out for something current.

1/2

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Here begins one sick avenue…

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The bird feeders have had their monthly cleaning, the checkbook is balanced and the bills paid, the dishes have been done (twice). I've even done my daily puzzles. And now, at long last, I'll put some words down. When I'm done with that I might even get to read!

disappearinjon, to Seattle
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Is there anywhere in that serves a traditional East Coast-style ? I’m talking twice as thick or more than the fried spring rolls all over the place out here, stuffed with cabbage and shrimp and roast pork, and a wrapper deep fried until bubbling. I’ve got a craving…

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You'll never believe where I've sold a story... (I can hardly believe it.)

http://twoideas.org/2024/01/26/story-sale-those-other-replicator-manufacturers-are-ripping-you-off-to-analog/

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A very short note about an upcoming anthology appearance.

http://twoideas.org/2024/01/17/story-sale-too-long-to-fit-into-a-title/

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Watching Tron: Legacy with the kids

Flynn: The only way to win is not to play

Son: Wrong movie, Dude

Me: 💪🏽

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On a totally unrelated note, I’m looking at some low-key LED plant lights for my office. (Can’t have more plants if I don’t have more light. And I want to keep the current ones alive!)

I was thinking about either clip-ons or that style with a plate that sits below the pot to hold the arm, preferably with a timer because I’m not that good a plant daddy.

Anyone have recommendations? Search results are a hot mess for this one.

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Spouse asked why I liked the Iliad (and why I’m excited to read the Wilson translation) and I said it was because it was about the apparent utility of toxic masculinity and how civilization exists to rein it in.

I’m not sure if it’s a true statement or my misreading/misremembering of the poem. But I look forward to finding out if that lens still makes sense this time!

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Thing I just saw for the first time at work: code that reports “epoch days” — that is, days since Unix Time begins on January 1, 1970.

Is this a thing people commonly use in some specific domain?

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So rewatching the Barbie movie tonight I thought about a G.I. Joe movie you could make, criticizing toxic masculinity and the warrior ethos. You could use The Iliad as the plot.

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In the old days, you could use Google Wallet to add all the random bar codes in your physical wallet to your virtual one. But that's long-gone. What do people use on iPhone to store a stack of bar codes for store cards and whatever?

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First world problems: trying to figure out all the sites to update my profile picture.

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Finally read Alix E Harrow’s “A Spindle Splintered” - one long gulp on a flight (after finishing SGJ’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper”) and a little sip, with bonus waterworks, at the end.

If you like fairy tales and princesses who save themselves, don’t sleep on this one.

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Starting my fifth (I think) viewing of

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You’d think I’ve been doing this too long to be caught by the differences between re.match() and re.search() in . You’d be… optimistic.

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Ghoul, You’ll Eat a Woman Soon

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Remembering when I was a teenager, and my grandmother was helping my great-grandma (my grandpa's mom) go through her stuff.

Grandma talked later how frustrating it was that Oma was always stopping to tell stories about every little thing, while Grandma's concern was making the valuable stuff was going to appropriate homes.

Only now does it occur to me that I'd rather those stories have been saved than the things. Dunno what or where any of them are anyway.

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Spouse @ironheadjane asks when is Google going to accept payments from cities to divert traffic onto their toll roads?

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Bloomberg says, regarding folding phones, "People who are on their second foldable are happier with their device than total newcomers, according to Samsung, suggesting that familiarity helps develop loyalty among users."

Alternate theory: Of course people who are on their second foldable liked it better than those on their first, because people who didn't like one didn't buy another.

Without retention details, this is nonsense.

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Any of my peeps have a good line on a reliable babysitter or service?

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