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donni, 14 days ago to random I’ll probably figure everything out soon. Pretty close. Just need to cover almost everything
I’ll probably figure everything out soon. Pretty close. Just need to cover almost everything
donni, 15 days ago to random If you’re reading this, you’re probably sitting, or standing, or lying down. Maybe 3 of you are falling down a well
If you’re reading this, you’re probably sitting, or standing, or lying down. Maybe 3 of you are falling down a well
annika, 15 days ago @donni it's a cistern, actually
@donni it's a cistern, actually
donni, 16 days ago to random Pain is just weakness causing pain in your body
Pain is just weakness causing pain in your body
donni, 16 days ago to random Don’t just flee the scenes of crimes. Flee everywhere! It’s a good quick way to get around
Don’t just flee the scenes of crimes. Flee everywhere! It’s a good quick way to get around
donni, 17 days ago to random I've been known to jump the gun and shoot the trampoline
I've been known to jump the gun and shoot the trampoline
donni, 17 days ago to random You can do anything you put your mind to if it’s very easy
You can do anything you put your mind to if it’s very easy
donni, 18 days ago to random A bad metaphor is like a wet carrot
A bad metaphor is like a wet carrot
iquaanyin, 17 days ago @donni 🤣
@donni 🤣
patcanfield, 17 days ago @donni well, that went over like a dead rabbit
@donni well, that went over like a dead rabbit
donni, 18 days ago to random Scientists announced today that I am not so bad once you get to know me
Scientists announced today that I am not so bad once you get to know me
donni, 19 days ago to random I hope you all are feeling good and wearing comfortable shirts
I hope you all are feeling good and wearing comfortable shirts
donni, 19 days ago to random If you don’t stay up late, how else will you be exhausted
If you don’t stay up late, how else will you be exhausted
donni, 20 days ago to random “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” is probably the best song about urinal etiquette
“Don’t Stand So Close To Me” is probably the best song about urinal etiquette
samiamsam, 19 days ago @donni and covid etiquette
@donni and covid etiquette
McD1979, 19 days ago @donni This one is a close second. https://youtu.be/vNL-a5R5NgE?si=EP_PoyFCj8ooVp7w
@donni This one is a close second.
https://youtu.be/vNL-a5R5NgE?si=EP_PoyFCj8ooVp7w
donni, 20 days ago to random Speak softly and carry a fish stick (delicious AND intimidating)
Speak softly and carry a fish stick (delicious AND intimidating)
donni, 21 days ago to random Scams should be cooler. Sick of hearing about your uncle’s millions! Promise us super powers
Scams should be cooler. Sick of hearing about your uncle’s millions! Promise us super powers
donni, 22 days ago to random I don’t hate to break it to you. Breaking it to you is fun
I don’t hate to break it to you. Breaking it to you is fun
falcennial, 21 days ago @donni bubble bursting similarly enjoyable. pop goes the bullshit.
@donni bubble bursting similarly enjoyable. pop goes the bullshit.
donni, 22 days ago to random I’ll probably start flourishing soon, which will be cool for me
I’ll probably start flourishing soon, which will be cool for me