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healyn, 17 days ago to random

Some guy once said to me, "Sporty Thievz is the poor man's Lox", which is way more elegant than Tolkien's "cellar door" horseshit

donni, 17 days ago

@healyn like the Wish version of the Lox? Generic replacement? But that doesn’t really make sense beyond them both being from Yonkers

donni, 17 days ago

@healyn I get what he meant but that claim does not hold up

donni, 1 month ago to random

Got too high once and called a bunch of people in the phone book just to make sure they were doing OK

donni, 1 month ago

@ReverendMoose most didn’t answer, which was concerning

donni, 2 months ago to random

Why do kids get naps (which they hate) while adults do not (tho they desperately need)

donni, 2 months ago

@farah no worries! More naps for all

biscuit_tornado, 3 months ago to random

ramona quimby and anastasia krupnik should have started a riot grrrl band and put out an ep called "newbery metal"

donni, 3 months ago

@biscuit_tornado I’m sorry I missed it in 2010, but this joke is narrow targeted so thoroughly to me and my youthful interests lmao

donni, 3 months ago

@biscuit_tornado they should write books about all the kids you liked in kids books so you can catch up on their current exploits

donni, 4 months ago to random

Sick of aliens watching us passively from somewhere safe

donni, 4 months ago

@LRRRonEarth well I didn’t mean you! Don’t think anyone has ever described you as “passive”

donni, 5 months ago to random

Conspiracy theories assume someone clever and powerful is in charge, but actually the world is bad because random dumbasses are in charge

donni, 5 months ago

@synlogic I just think a lot of powerful people are kind of dumb, regardless of their agenda

VoiceofDuum, 5 months ago to random

I am grateful for funny Fedi people! Over Thanksgiving dinner today, @Mandy asked for some accounts that tickle my funny bone. Here's the list I came up with ... who would you add?

@donni
@the_etrain
@Alice
@VeryBadLlama
@yurnidiot
@TrickeryandMisery
@nayele18maybe
@ReticentTurnip
@adhdeanasl
@MissingThePt

donni, 5 months ago

@VoiceofDuum hell yeah ty

donni, 11 months ago to random

TOOL: I will find a center in you
ME: Huh?
TOOL: I will chew it up & leave
ME: WTF!
TOOL: Trust me
ME: But you want to chew my center

donni, 6 months ago

@Kickpedal be careful and enjoy

donni, 7 months ago to random

Always keep $20 stashed under the toilet for emergency pizza

donni, 7 months ago

@TanekRune Chicago? Heck I thought $15 was too high (they’re in the $14-$17 range mostly)

donni, 8 months ago to random

Babies aren't that cool. Very few of them have swords

donni, 8 months ago

@RoanWolf exception that proves the rule

donni, 8 months ago to random

I will not rest until my work is done or I get tired or somewhat bored

donni, 8 months ago

@Holberg I’m just working on two large projects on top of my usual workload so I suppose my work brain is in the foreground. But also raising a baby and I rarely post about that…. Go figure

donni, 8 months ago

@Holberg baby is funny when she farts and burps but it doesn’t read that well in a post

RickiTarr, 9 months ago to random

It's Friday Night and It's Question Time:

This should be interesting!
Let's talk kids, this is gonna be a combo.

If you have kids, how does it feel? Did you have them on purpose? Would you do it again?

If you don't, do you want them? If you chose not to why, and do you ever regret it?

donni, 9 months ago

@RickiTarr One 5 month old girl who is squawking as I type this! It’s both harder (sleep deprivation) and more fun than I expected. More or less on purpose (we stopped using precautions when we were ready.) We go back n forth about ever having another, lots of advantages to being one and done… and yet