McD1979

@McD1979@mastodon.social

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GottaLaff, to random
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The New York City Police Department is preparing to revoke ’s license to carry a gun

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/05/politics/trump-gun-nypd-revoke?cid=ios_app

McD1979,

@GottaLaff Guess he can no longer shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it.

donni, to random
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“Don’t Stand So Close To Me” is probably the best song about urinal etiquette

McD1979,

@donni This one is a close second.

https://youtu.be/vNL-a5R5NgE?si=EP_PoyFCj8ooVp7w

statsguy, to random
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Whoever designed this notepad seriously missed a trick. Those first 2 composers should have been Chopin and Liszt

McD1979,

@tomw @statsguy The leading question mark is probably saying “may need bread…check and see how much we have left”.

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Trump praises cannibals as “fine, young.”

McD1979,

@MissingThePt He drives me crazy. Like no one else.

MissingThePt, to random
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Let me tell you about a funny mistake I just made while in the bathroom.

McD1979,

@MissingThePt I think they are defective. The blood only increased.

shoq, to HashtagGames
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How I Met Your Mothers


McD1979,

@shoq Not a film or a book, but I’ll allow it

shoq, to HashtagGames
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Bonfire of the Tyrannies.


McD1979,

@shoq

https://youtube.com/shorts/v_zaeohJuCQ?si=NB_RUoKBDn4rMF_r

reay, to HashtagGames
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If you make Earth spin in the opposite direction, time still doesn’t reverse.

(You heard me: That’s the only thing to debunk in Superman.)


McD1979,

@reay Holding hands with someone who can fly doesn’t make you immune from gravity.


mcc, to random
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Currently looking down an unusually strange YouTube rabbit hole

McD1979,

@mcc I’ll just leave this here…

https://youtu.be/eYf1IKFNHgM?si=xujHybFo6u1TxKw7

McD1979,

@mcc https://youtu.be/bL7YBy_WukQ?si=hXU0MRenGXB5YE4R

McD1979,

@mcc https://youtu.be/wzR68Zq4-Rs?si=G50C9ieOGHuDY7Ck

McD1979,

@mcc https://youtube.com/shorts/ww4Q_futoRI?si=Nos9sR_5Z_x6PL3i

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I hate Daylight Savings.
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McD1979,

@Mrfunkedude *Daylight Saving

(just to make you hate it some more)

McD1979, to chicago

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Trump spotted in New York City outside Trump Tower with a forklift.

McD1979,

@MissingThePt Is it infrastructure week again already?

MissingThePt, to random
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Opening a restaurant to compete with Chick-fil-A that is only open on Sundays.

McD1979,

@MissingThePt Chick-sund-A

jaffathecake, to random
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As I was heading to bed, my dad said "remember to brush your teeth". I'm 39.

McD1979,

@jaffathecake Whenever I leave, my dad says “Be careful”. I’ve been driving for 28 years and have never had an accident. I think I’ll be fine.

Now my brother, on the other hand, might need that reminder. He is much too impatient and aggressive when driving.

MissingThePt, to random
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Are the elves unionized or are they let go today?

McD1979,

@MissingThePt They have no rights. That’s why Santa built his sweatshop at the North Pole, so he wouldn’t have to abide by any governmental regulations.

rolle, to random
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Merry Christmas!

McD1979,

@rolle That is mean giving him a lava lamp, reminding him of the time he got burned by the lava and had to be put into that metal suit to keep him alive.

theropologist, to random
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Such a relief to learn that all of my problems are in my head. The thing that I am trapped in and can never escape.

McD1979,

@tokensane @theropologist “Of course I am out of my mind! All of my problems are in there!”

MissingThePt, to random
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Whether it’s an elected Trump refusing to relinquish office at the end of his second term or a re-elected Biden resigning early for health reasons, both prospective candidates challenge the traditional four-year term norm.

McD1979,

@MissingThePt Or, given their ages, either one could die in office in their second term, which isn’t too atypical. 8 previous Presidents have done so.

MissingThePt, to random
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Worst Big Brother casting call appeal ever.

McD1979,

@cragsand @MissingThePt Narrator: “Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom…”

wonderofscience, to random
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Astronaut Alan Bean enjoying weightlessness in the open space of the orbital workshop on the Skylab space station in 1973.

A shirtless man in white shorts floating and performing somesaults along the ring of stowage containers lining the wall of the workshop on Skylab.

McD1979,

@tomvdp @wonderofscience

According to this article, once they become acclimated to zero gravity, it is very rare for astronauts to get dizzy, even when spinning or doing flips.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/news/a21345/why-astronauts-cant-get-dizzy-in-space/

Gargron, to animals
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Festive doofus.

McD1979,

@Gargron I never realized until now that Festivus is a contraction.

Gargron, to animals
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McD1979,

@Gargron That feeling of malaise when you realize another year has almost passed and we are entering another cold winter.

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