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donni, 14 hours ago to random I miss my old naive belief that most people are reasonable
I miss my old naive belief that most people are reasonable
joeganiomego, 9 hours ago @donni I do not miss it at all. Realising that the large majority of sapiens are non-reasonable is dharma. #dharma #idiocracy
@donni I do not miss it at all. Realising that the large majority of sapiens are non-reasonable is dharma.
#dharma
#idiocracy
CStamp, 7 hours ago @donni Sigh, yep.
@donni Sigh, yep.
donni, 21 hours ago to random You gotta grab the bull by the horns and face the facts: You just angered a bull
You gotta grab the bull by the horns and face the facts: You just angered a bull
chrispackham, 17 hours ago @donni I’m messing with a bull right now. What do I get for this?
@donni I’m messing with a bull right now. What do I get for this?
donni, 1 day ago to random Time for bed, where I will continue to not sleep, but horizontally
Time for bed, where I will continue to not sleep, but horizontally
falcennial, 1 day ago @donni we should listen to this man, he is out here every night laying it DOWN (the insomnia)
@donni we should listen to this man, he is out here every night laying it DOWN (the insomnia)
levzzz, 7 hours ago @donni hate involuntarily waking up at 4:30 am and then being unable to sleep ngl
@donni hate involuntarily waking up at 4:30 am and then being unable to sleep ngl
donni, 1 day ago to random Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. Now they have each other
Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. Now they have each other
donni, 2 days ago to random Kicked out of Whole Foods for loudly demanding partial foods
Kicked out of Whole Foods for loudly demanding partial foods
PChoate, 2 days ago @mcc @donni Half a century ago they used to have these things called drinking fountains. They were really cool.
@mcc @donni
Half a century ago they used to have these things called drinking fountains. They were really cool.
mcc, 2 days ago @PChoate @donni Truly it was the golden age of drinking water
@PChoate @donni Truly it was the golden age of drinking water
donni, 2 days ago to random As the world gets weirder and worse, it makes me look somewhat normal and good, so at least there’s that
As the world gets weirder and worse, it makes me look somewhat normal and good, so at least there’s that
donni, 3 days ago to random What’s the emoji for sitting on the floor numbly for 6 hours
What’s the emoji for sitting on the floor numbly for 6 hours
gloriousgouda, 3 days ago @donni 911
@donni 911
JoMomma, 3 days ago @donni :batman: for some reason the only emoji I can see in the emoji list is batman... So apparently the answer is :batman:
@donni :batman: for some reason the only emoji I can see in the emoji list is batman... So apparently the answer is :batman:
donni, 3 days ago to random Get naked in the Guinness Book Of World Records office and refuse to leave until they agree it's got to be some kind of new record
Get naked in the Guinness Book Of World Records office and refuse to leave until they agree it's got to be some kind of new record
donni, 4 days ago to random I don’t grapple with despair. That sounds painful. We just hang out
I don’t grapple with despair. That sounds painful. We just hang out
donni, 4 days ago to random When it comes to the passage of time, personally, I disagree
When it comes to the passage of time, personally, I disagree
knowprose, 4 days ago @donni I'm with you. I also have strong opinions on this gravity business as well.
@donni I'm with you.
I also have strong opinions on this gravity business as well.
donni, 5 days ago to random I could swear there was a time when my phone didn’t always tell me upsetting things
I could swear there was a time when my phone didn’t always tell me upsetting things
the_etrain, 5 days ago @donni Those were good times, weren't they?
@donni Those were good times, weren't they?
lightninhopkins, 5 days ago @donni it was youth, I think it was youth.
@donni it was youth, I think it was youth.
donni, 6 days ago to random Look, I’m trying my best, but actually that sounds hard and I am not
Look, I’m trying my best, but actually that sounds hard and I am not
noondlyt, 6 days ago @donni 💀
@donni 💀
donni, 6 days ago to random If I was a giraffe, I would simply wear many fine turtleneck sweaters
If I was a giraffe, I would simply wear many fine turtleneck sweaters
donni, 7 days ago to random Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. Birds mocked him. Fish disliked him tremendously
Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. Birds mocked him. Fish disliked him tremendously
mcc, 7 days ago @donni Trucker hats, denying all materialistic logic, made serious attempts to transform themselves into physical copies of him, a grotesque process that produced disturbing firms when it was at its half-way mark
@donni Trucker hats, denying all materialistic logic, made serious attempts to transform themselves into physical copies of him, a grotesque process that produced disturbing firms when it was at its half-way mark
lightninhopkins, 7 days ago @donni do fish have any friends?
@donni do fish have any friends?
donni, 7 days ago to random Gently urging my brain to shut up and be cool, so everyone will like us
Gently urging my brain to shut up and be cool, so everyone will like us
TeflonTrout, 7 days ago @donni you folks come info dump at me and I will be incredibly hyped- am sponge, let's goooooo
@donni you folks come info dump at me and I will be incredibly hyped- am sponge, let's goooooo