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I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest, spreadsheets and farting. Fursonas (scalesonas): monitor lizard, crocodile. I am mainly here to shitpost and to boost lovely art.

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Can we call a global moratorium on new videogame hardware being developed for 10 years? It's literally fine. The current ones are bonkers powerful. We don't need any more.

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Why did climate change come to be seen as a left wing thing? It used to be seen as the one thing the left and right could agree upon.

I'm guessing it's because of Reagan and Thatcher.

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People to me before my autism diagnosis: You're weird.

People to me after my autism diagnosis: What do you mean you're autistic, you're so normal!

People to me before my autism diagnosis: You sound like a robot lol

Me after my autism diagnosis: I'm autistic, so I tend to speak with flat effect.
People: Oh nooo I don't perceive that in your voice at all

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It should be socially acceptable to wear very low-cut trousers/skirts with a lil bit of bush peeping out.

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Random thought: if we lived in a society with multiple peopleoid species besides humans, interspecies fucking would probably be seen as good safe sex practice, because nobody could get pregnant from it.

Disadvantage: human has sex with human man for first time after practicing on cat men, is disappointed to find that human penis is not spiky.

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I had an Ebuyer order estimated to be delivered on the 9th. It's the 21st. The tracking information doesn't return anything. The order is still in my basket on the Ebuyer website, although I was charged for it when I placed the order. I think some fucko has belmed my order out of existence.

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With the enshittification of search engines, please extend more grace to people asking for information. "Just fucking Google it" - yeah, we tried that already, fucko, and it told us to drink piss.

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Not watching Eurovision this year. The EBU claims to be non-political but they've banned Palestinian flags from the contest. By allowing Israel (and Azerbaijan) to compete but maintaining Russia's ban, they're making a statement that some genocide is acceptable. Fuck 'em and fuck Israel.

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Does anyone have a NAS enclosure/drives to recommend or warn against? I assume they're all much of a muchness but I thought I'd ask in case someone said 'Never get a Pigfuck brand, it shagged my cat and salted my crops'.

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I have next week off work. My manager only just noticed today and got in a flap, even though she signed off on it ages ago, I'd put my stickers on the giant wall calendar, I'd sent an Outlook invite to everyone in the team, and I'd emailed a list of my tasks for my team to do.

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Holy shit. https://blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024/04/22/nasas-voyager-1-resumes-sending-engineering-updates-to-earth/

Paging Dr @guffo

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Message from my mum at the zoo: "Gorillas snacking on cabbage. Smol gorilla holds his ankles and somersaults down a slope, farting like a noisome hairy catherine wheel."

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Fucking hell! You can't call your ship Suborbital Battle Vagina in No Man's Sky. Vagina is a clinical term! It's not a bad word!

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Quiplash needs to replace the thriplash round with something else, because it's a bag of wank and an unfun way to round off what was otherwise a fun game session.

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https://www.scribd.com/document/721193667/Elon-Musk-Deposed-In-Lawsuit-For-Falsely-Linking-Jewish-Man-To-Neo-Nazi-Brawl

"Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the deposition from the public, admits he did no research into his false claim, among other revelations."

Holy shit. There are gold nuggets in here. Elongated Muskrat doesn't realise the lawyer isn't the one suing him.

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A valid English sentence with the word 'and' five times in a row:

Said the fish and chip shop owner to the sign maker: "The spaces between Fish and And and And and Chips aren't equal; please fix it."

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Respect your elders? No, I said respec your elders. Granny's a paladin now.

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@guffo This you? :D https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/23/dad-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-since-he-ate-ham-roll-in-2017-sues-for-200000-17054567/

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What I don't understand about Hazbin Hotel is why the TV demon is a TV but the radio demon is a deer-fox or something. Why isn't he a radio?

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Flower crown album cover-looking kitty!

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Car alarms are so pointless. If I saw someone break into a car that was sounding its alarm and driving it away, I would think 'Yes, thank you'.

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If period symptoms were caused by anything other than a period, we absolutely would take time off work for them. We've just normalised that if it's a period you have to power through it. (I'm not even talking about the bleeding; if THAT happened without a period you'd go to A&E. I mean all the cramps and nausea and general tiredness and achiness. No-one should have to work on the first day of their period.)

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English is a bullshit language but at least we don't have gendered nouns. Is a table male or female? Who cares? It's a table.

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Thinking about the Tumblr AI scraping. All the human users will opt out, but the multitudes of porn bots won't. So the AI database will be uselessly full of tits. Bwoo ha ha

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Grrr, my Tory MP replied to my email about the Israeli ceasefire. The UK government doesn't believe Israel's actions constitute genocide. Then what fucking WOULD?! Fucking Tories. :fuckthetories: 🔪

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