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garak

@garak@woof.group

middle-aged gay guy alt account, finally getting around to exploring my kinks and identity. happily married. trying to live as my more authentic self in this personsa. mixed race. neurodiverse/autism spectrum. I consent to all respectful engagement. racists and terfs get fucked.

this account frequently posts well-marked adult content.

if you think you know me from somewhere else, no you don’t. please be respectful of what this space means for me. 😎

pfp by https://mastodon.social/@yesjohn 💚

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Spring 🤩

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I finally got some time to clean up and restring this "white whale" bass I picked up last weekend.

The backstory is storied, but tl;dr I've been looking for one of these since 2016 and through a lot of bullshit, I finally found someone selling one online in mint (pun intended) condition. Nerdy details in Alt Text.

From a very limited, custom run: I present my "new" Stingray 🤘 🎸

I'm sure it will make its debut in a new video sometime... 😎

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what is your go-to garbage meal (dinner) to eat?

soliciting ideas. I'm feeling lazy and in the mood to order something and I'm not vibing scrolling through endless choices 😂

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Usually it’s my west coast American friends talking about earthquakes… 🤔

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Achievement unlocked: my thighs are too bangin’ for these trunks I just got 🫦/ 😳

I think I’m more proud than disappointed 😎

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garak, to vinyl
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Some new arrivals! 😎 All great albums that I finally got around to grabbing on vinyl

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love2be the age where I turn my head slightly wrong and my neck is sore for days 🥴

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Dinner prep tunes, “Dirty Computer” on 45 🫦

https://songwhip.com/janelle-monae/dirtycomputer

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woooooo 6 days of holiday begins 🥰

let's get that self care ✨💅

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Such an amazing record. Get on this if you haven’t heard it! 🎷🎺

https://songwhip.com/snarky-puppy/empire-central

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Current brain status

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The shadow world enemies in Alan Wake 2 never cease to scare the shit out of me 🥴

90% of the time they leave you alone, but the jump scare that happens in the 10% that they don’t…😮‍💨

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Spouse: [tasting a new olive oil on some fresh bread] “this is fruity but also bitter, in a pleasing way”

Me: “same”

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I’ve just not really been myself for a few weeks now, and this time of year is incredibly charged and difficult for me on top of everything else I’m carrying. I feel torn between avoiding this app or just posting through it. I oscillate between this place being a welcome distraction or causing me a lot more harm, as well as the feeling that I don’t want to bring any toxicity to this space. I usually change languages for these posts as a way to vent more quietly. I’m really struggling. 🫠

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You must look at the most Brtsh thing I’ve ever seen. 💀

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🌲

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2023 was a weird one 🥴

like most here probably, lots of ups and downs. I learned a lot about myself this year if nothing else.

I appreciate all the interactions this last year very much. 💚 I've met some really great people here and I love seeing all the cool shit you all are into.

I've already begun to, but I plan to open up more closed off doors in this space for a while. I think I've figured out how to navigate it and create and share my art here under this persona a bit more.

Küsse 😘 🥂

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Y’all 🥹

Day 2 of cheesecake: it came out so good tho! 🥰

A wider angle of the finished cheesecake.

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Today can be a grim day for a lot of folks in the US, and this time of year in general. But fuck letting apathy take the wheel. This thread is for my fellow folks with bad family or no family. Share some joy with us. Tell us about your food (and show it off!) or your plans for the holiday away from work. Show off the project you’re working on or the hobbies you’re into! I need pictures of desserts. 🤤 Tell us something you’re thankful for in a world that doesn’t give much to be thankful for.

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Are there any other queer folks out there who identify with autism spectrum disorder (ASD) out there in my followers? Please feel free to boost for reach, and if you're not comfortable replying in public, please send me a DM

I'd love to talk to you if you've somehow figured out a reasonable way to maintain genuine, deep friendships with NT folks that actually stand the test of time. I'm not convinced this is actually possible (for me).

More on this, in this space, later. Maybe.

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Waking up dot jpeg

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“Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”

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