gettingcomputey

gettingcomputey, 5 days ago to random

there has to be copaganda for a similar reason as to why there has to be tits

👩 i want to make movies
🤑 ok, here's $, but

gettingcomputey, 10 days ago to random

my brain: ocean whitefish? ok little lovable lazy mofo like you would really ever be eating this on your own accord

also my brain: If I am a pirate, then my cat loves the sea, of course this lovable little murderer could

gettingcomputey, 14 days ago to random

guess I'm getting close, so gonna have to see if I can get this dude to help me with a little gardening work so I can reach true Disney princess vibes

gettingcomputey, 20 days ago to random

pft these RSA conference presentations on youtube just feel like someone selling AI NFTs

gettingcomputey, 22 days ago to random

Ukraine has the wheat and the port, Palestine has natural gas reserves right off its coast.

And the land thieves that want it like to throw nazis at you.

gettingcomputey, 27 days ago to random

We act like we are powerless to make change. Like there is nothing we can do that really gets them. Like we didn't see the absolute fucking panic yet to go away when people were not out there creating the wealth that they steal.

gettingcomputey, 27 days ago to random

does a woman shit bricks in the woods if she sees not a bear, but a man

gettingcomputey, 28 days ago to random

THE CALL IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO SHOULD TEXT

gettingcomputey, 1 month ago to random

Those aches you feel in your body over the most mundane activities are because you are old enough to be on mastodon.

gettingcomputey, 1 month ago to random

You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
This laundromat is a nightmare

gettingcomputey, 1 month ago to random

Whole lot of tone police in the comments to these posts huh? Bullying about bullying is bullying.

gettingcomputey, 1 month ago to random

Capitalism keeps buying a democracy trench coat to wear. And keeps getting called out eventually. Capitalism, you sneaky bitch. Look at the graveyard of trench coats choking up the fish now.

gettingcomputey, 1 month ago to random

Please Margot, use your magic to disassociate our game with capitalism.

gettingcomputey, 2 months ago to random

Google Adsense wants you to never just read the recipe.

You better know about their grandma, and what they had for breakfast this morning, and how much they love walks in the park, and the immortality of crabs, first.

gettingcomputey, 2 months ago to random

Bro, the obsession behind naming the spy contracts "eyes".

That's the common thread on who is supporting the atrocities. The same ones who agreed to spy on everything and everyone together and share the info. It's like contractual obligation to look away from genocide because --the sacred spying agreements say we are ironclad.

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

Wendy's: Please don't be mad, we are backtracking, see? Where's the beef?

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

If I kiss this billionaire's ass, maybe they'll give me some of their ass tokens.

(Rise and Grind Advice)

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

fediverse sounds like a rapper who doesn't violate the terms of his pretrial release

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

Trash Pandas watching the security camera footage of the built-a-bunker billionaire's getting betrayed by the people they can't pay anymore since their actions led directly to money being worthless. :raccoon_junk: 🍿

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

I am so glad Air Canada had to honor what an AI chatbot said.

Part of what they want to do with AI is remove accountability. They really wanted to get that "it was a chatbot, doesn't count" and then make the chatbots the only option.

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

Make RTO mean Requested Time Off again.

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

All those times black women got labeled as angry, and overreacting, and now a little taste of wtf to be angry about has hit home for the calm down folx.

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

(builds time machine)

Hey, Jesus!

I hear you have the best psychedelics. Can I get some of that blood wine, bro. And also, how long before I trip hard enough for it to look like you can walk on water? Also, also, I brought you these gummies so you can switch things up a bit sometimes.

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

Aw, people are noticing when the billionaire megaphones 📣 stay quiet about a thing, :blobcatshh: THAT'S actually news to pay attention to.

gettingcomputey, 3 months ago to random

Maybe they're landscaping shoes for maintaining a taxpayer paid golf course all four seasons.