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hunter, 15 days ago to random

I present to you the most expensive drink I’ve ever seen on a bar menu, and a whopping $690. It’s basically “jungle juice” but for rich people

Crell, 16 days ago to random

I mean... elder Millennials might remember it, vaguely?

Nah, probably not...

Crell, 24 days ago to php

This looks very interesting...

https://github.com/extism/php-sdk

#PHP #wasm #plugin

ian, 24 days ago to random

Thanks to borrowing an eSIM from @zonuexe, I've now tested all four physical Japanese mobile networks, including the elusive Rakuten Mobile. My phone didn't lock onto their #5G, but seeing #LTE on them was good enough.

That's in addition to LTE and 5G on SoftBank and NTT, plus LTE on KDDI, that I was able to source myself :)

Yep, I'm that much of a cell network nerd. Any questions?

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grmpyprogrammer, 27 days ago to random

I am looking at the Hyundai Ioniq5 but have concerns about charging on the road in Canada. Tesla is so convenient 🤷‍♂️
https://mastodon.xyz/@gizmomathboy/112377461558215983

hunter, 1 month ago to random

I own the domains neighbors.social and neighbrs.social, but have yet to figure out what to do with them. I think I was originally thinking of some sort of Fediverse type thing, but now I just have no clue.

Taking suggestions if you got any, no promises I'll actually be able to follow through with them though

Crell, 3 months ago to php

And of course, this site features a half dozen languages and their package system... But forgets about #PHP.

Even if you don't use PHP yourself, ignoring one of the largest and best designed package systems (#Composer/#Packagist) is just dumb.

https://deps.dev/

hunter, 3 months ago to random

There are times, like tonight, where I feel as if I was born into the wrong time. I don’t mean the past, that place fucking sucked. Just, further in the future.

hunter, 4 months ago to random

There’s an AI like wingman tool for dating named Fonzie (lol). It has a bio improvement feature. Which basically starts off by roasting the ever living hell out of it, and then you gotta pay to have it improve it. It’s the first time I’ve seen a per week payment period, but kinda makes sense in my mind for dating apps?

Needless to say, trying to get all the things “right” so that maybe dating apps will work and I’ll meet people and go on dates, fall in love, etc. is off to a great start for me

hunter, 4 months ago to php

I’m not as close to #PHP internals, though I’m interested in it someday. Has the discussion been had about supporting UnitEnum or BackedEnum has an array key in future versions? Are there reasons I’m missing why not supporting that and “forcing” WeakMap or SplObjectStorage is the better approach?

hunter, 4 months ago to random

Happy New Year! I hope it brings good fortune and happiness to everyone.

Not to be a party pooper, but I’m personally just not feeling it. The year changing has lost its luster or meaning for me.

hunter, 5 months ago to random

I read an article this year about a note or writing organization method they spoke to me.. and I can’t find the article. Only remember it was three words, and I think it was the Wired white and black UI.

Gahhhhhhhhh

hunter, 5 months ago to random

DHH blogging about his views and reasons for being against DEI, etc.: Ok, fine, totally acceptable.

Librarians blogging about dropping Basecamp because of the leaderships views? Not allowed, is just “higher education bending over backwards to be morally superior”, higher education circle jerking, and petty.

Alrighty then 😒😶🫠

hunter, 6 months ago to random

I’d love to drop Chromium based browsers all together, but an extension I heavily rely on is only for chromium browsers. Braves been my replacement, It apparently it’s shit or problematic too?

mergesort, 6 months ago to random

I lucked into early access for the Build Your Own GPT feature, so I made a couple of GPTs to help with Swift and TypeScript development.

https://chat.openai.com/g/g-XF5rLyVBA-typo
https://chat.openai.com/g/g-1ex7nJso7-swiftie

hunter, 6 months ago to random

Not to brag, but I got to do karaoke with @ramsey @stevegrunwell @Crell @dabernathy89 and Ryan at #longhornphp singing American Pie. And now I’m watching @ian sing Mr. Brightside. This is what you’re missing not attending @longhorn.

Jealous? You should come next year to join in the fun 😉

hunter, 6 months ago to random

A huge shout out to @grmpyprogrammer for making this years speaker dinner happen. Appreciative doesn’t even cover the amount of gratitude I and the organizer have for this.

hunter, 6 months ago to php

Question for the #PHP #Composer folks and experts. I’ve got a project with two dependencies, both rely on LiveWire: ^2. I’d like to update one of those dependencies to its latest version, but it requires LiveWire: ^3 and the other dependency has an unknown update time.

Is there anyway around this? Sorta like convincing Composer to somehow allow both versions. Though I guess there’d be namespace conflicts out there wazoo

grmpyprogrammer, 7 months ago to random

One of the new Office Interns just jumped up and clawed me in the right side because I wouldn’t give him any more tortilla chip.

syntaxseed, 7 months ago to php

Hey... #coding question...

Say you have a function that has to return 1 of 3 states. Yes, no or N/A.

What's the recommended way to do this?

-Return an int flag?
-True/false/null?
-Return a value object?

#PHP #Programming

ramsey, 8 months ago to macos

Ever since installing Jamf on my MacBook Pro, I’ve been having a bunch of weird issues with random freezes and network connectivity issues and programs taking too long to load. This weekend, I’ve had Finder crash several times, and it wouldn’t restart. The system error reporting dialog mentions “watchdogd kernel panic.”

This is several years old, but a lot of it sounds like what I’m experiencing: https://sigpipe.macromates.com/2020/macos-catalina-slow-by-design/

Anyone familiar with this? #macOS #jamf