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infernusgoatus

@infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone

Used to be @infernusgoatus and https://jorts.horse/@infernusgoatus, now co-admin of kvlt.zone.

I'm a chill, queer, anti-capitalist.

I fix computers for a living and like dead things, earthy things, and things you can create with your hands. I dabble in a lot of stuff.

Yes you can take the googly eyes emojis, please feel free!

I don't boost selfies because it feels weird, but I'm contractually obligated to boost pet photos.

18+, they don't even let me out in public

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infernusgoatus, to random
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Forgot to share this bonus Yeast photo yesterday, so you can get a good look at his lil nose/lip strip.

infernusgoatus,
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Sorry this is gonna be a Yeast account for at least a month.

infernusgoatus,
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Totally forgot to check this off until now.

It's been in my reminders list since December 22nd 2018!

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There's gotta be a word for the dark urge that calls when you write something hideous in the text box but instead of deleting it for everyone's sake, you hit post.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Oh cool the crunchpap smearpreme post is back to burn more pixels in my monitor.

infernusgoatus,
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@breakfastgolem it's like going through a closet and finding an old used condom in your coat pocket

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This shot of Wraith with nighttime bird TV is cracking me up.

ray, to random

hmm. deeply considering my mixed feelings for this wormesque lamp

infernusgoatus,
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@ray n o o d l e l i g h t

infernusgoatus, to random
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looking at a couple so uh which one of you is the montressor and which one is the fortunato

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I've grown increasingly convinced that Ethan Hawke is one of the best and most underrated actors currently working.

infernusgoatus,
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Anyway I'm also reading about Nic Cage and his uh acting method, and folks,,

infernusgoatus,
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I can't stop laughing at this quote, oh my god.

infernusgoatus,
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Do you have what it takes to find a little guy and secretly sew it into the lining of your biker jacket so you can channel the demon biker man you're currently playing in a pretendy funtime way?? DO YOU????

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Nic Cage's Wikipedia article is one gigantic advertisement for his acting method (which he calls Nouveau Shamanic, in case you needed a wince today), which, as far as I can tell, is just based on things like sewing a little guy into your biker jacket and using this to imbue yourself with the power of chaos.

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English is gonna be so fucked when it defaults on all these loan words.

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Happy eclipse day all!

The eclipse again just as it's starting to leave totality, with a small flare at around 6 o'clock indicating the sun is reemerging from behind the moon.

infernusgoatus, to random
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Pacman please you must stop this nonsense at once, I've had to sell my longterm ape.

infernusgoatus,
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My wife is divorcing me because she married me as my longterm ape but now I had to sell it, please Pacman she is taking my children.

infernusgoatus,
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My children don't recognize me now because they have only known me as my longterm ape.

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When you #piss in the Matrix, you #piss in real life.

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I regret to inform you that once again: clocks.

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Two male animals hump and scientists are like "we can't possibly know why these male animals are trying to hump each other, perhaps it's a form of dominance or practice for actual real sex", ignoring the fact that animals can just be fucking horny, it's honestly fine.

infernusgoatus,
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Dog: humps a sock

Someone with a PhD: this must be a form of dominance

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You, a rube: February 29th doesn't exist.

Me, a god, hovering in the sky moving galaxies with my vast unknowable mind: Time doesn't exist.

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POV: you're about to fall for a trap.

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Building a "city-builder" where you play as nature reclaiming abandoned cities.

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