jeff

@jeff@mk.magicka.org

i post things on the internet

opinions are not of my employer, they are stored in the balls

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gabriel, to random

The final boss of humanity ...apparently.

jeff,

@gabriel the ultimate scapegoat

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

I just saw a clip from Frozen and I don’t remember it looking so bad, horrible animation

jeff,

@lain i do

jeff, to random

gnome'd

lea, to random

observing how my sister and her boyfriend interact, i genuinely don't understand them. especially my sister regularly talks really harsh to him, almost like she's talking him down (but somehow neither of them mind), and they really just feel like friends from the outside. you'll never even see them holding hands or showing any form of affection to each other, they're always just there together, being loud and making me kind of uncomfortable at the dinner table

my lesbian ass could never be in a relationship like that, i can't go without teasing lexi or giving her a compliment for 30 minutes ​:neocat_heart:​
i just need to touch her, hold her hand, something and it really hurts that i can't do that right now, yet this basic ass relationship gets to exist without distance barriers right in my living space

jeff,

@jessew @lea women don't love anymore

jeff,

@lea @jessew what about an instant ramen?

jeff,

@jessew @lea i'm a dude

jeff, to random

masks

jeff,

@gabriel they're robot replacements as the real things died years ago and they cant handle the economic shocks of dead rich people

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

do you think objects exist?

jeff,

@lain do sets exist?

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

The largest Protestant church in Germany lost half a million members last year

jeff,

@lain did they convert to islam?

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar
jeff,

@lain game inflation is a real threat

jeff, to random

wife

jeff, to random

they want you to suffer

jeff, to random

mostly clean room vibes

jeff,

@Hyperhidrosis i dont write letters

mcfly, (edited ) to fediverse German
@mcfly@milliways.social avatar

Facebook gave Netflix all of your private messages in exchange for all your watch history.

#fediverse rocks.

Edit: Source: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/03/netflix-ad-spend-led-to-facebook-dm-access-end-of-facebook-streaming-biz-lawsuit/

jeff,

@mcfly why is that shocking that is literally their business model?

nosleep, to random
@nosleep@bae.st avatar

your socks don't disappear in the washing machine, i steal them

jeff,

@nosleep same

domi, to random
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

that’s asking a lot

jeff,

@domi i am a pipewire user and i am happy

ErikUden, to random
@ErikUden@mastodon.de avatar

SHOCKING: white German guy doesn't understand oppressed minority's perspective

jeff,

@ErikUden counterpoint: some minorities need to be oppressed, e.g. neo nazis

jeff,

@ErikUden oh they most certainly are a minority they have to be, my point is sometimes oppressing a minority is a net good like when it gives you social cohesion. this is why mass immigration is a bad idea, you import people who are exploiting the welfare of good people en mass.

sun, to random
@sun@shitposter.world avatar

Same except VLC

jeff,

@sun i've done this for ages, i tried jellyfin for the tv and it's good but the warts are pretty bad

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

... what

jeff,

@lain windows needs to refresh to install updates

jeff, to random

time for work

jeff, to random

OJ Simpson died

jeff,

@perplestuff they finally figured out how the glove fit

gabriel, to random

Mumble propaganda

jeff,

@gabriel they aint wrong

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