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I don’t know Karate, but I know Le Creuset

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collinsworth, to random
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The average US President has committed 3/4ths of a felony

jimfl,
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@collinsworth Crimes Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.

jimfl, to random
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My spirit animal is fictional FBI Special Agent Dana Scully, standing next to a medical examiner’s table in a surgical gown, honing a 9” carving knife with a steel, like a Cordon Bleu chef.

jimfl, to random
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My sandwalk is spastic
My crysknife is plastic
I’m fakin’ Fedaykin

Binder, to random
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Pronouncing GNUtls as “noodles”

jimfl,
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@Binder I always pronounced it “nutless”

gknauss, to random
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Amazon offering contract-negotiation advice to its employees.

jimfl,
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@gknauss The complete sentiment: Just Walk Out And We Will Replace You With A Robot And If That Doesn’t Work, Then A Low-Paid Offshore Worker

jimfl, to random
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When your memory starts to get choppy, your friend is painters tape and a Sharpie

kellogh, to random
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i know “ginormous” didn’t used to be a word, but is it a word now?

jimfl,
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@kellogh perfectly cromulent

rasterweb, to random
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UPS battery failed and I found out the hard way…

jimfl,
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@rasterweb Beware of modal behaviors where one mode is only used in exceptional circumstances. UPSs, backups, surge queues, load shedding, etc.

keithjgrant, to random
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Sometimes an idea pops in your head, and it won’t go away until you follow it through to completion.

📝 Anyway, new post: I Do Not Like These LLMs

https://keithjgrant.com/posts/2024/05/i-do-not-like-these-llms/

jimfl,
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@keithjgrant win

gsuberland, to random
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ehehehe

jimfl,
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@gsuberland All November long

jimfl,
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@gsuberland

joshmillard, to random
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stopped at McDonalds for road-trip lunch and without planning to managed to, in fact, order two Whoppers Jr

jimfl,
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@joshmillard The McDonalds secret menu

jimfl,
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@joshmillard I wouldn’t be surprised, given cannabis legalization, if something like this didn’t happen every. Single. Day.

jimfl, (edited ) to random
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A way out West, there’s this fella. Fella I wanna tell you about. Fella by the name of Ted Kaczynski. At least that’s the handle his lovin’ parents gave him, though he wasn’t too well known by it. This Kaczynski, the FBI called him The Unabomber. Now, “Unabomber…” that’s not a name the lawman would apply where I come from, but then, there’s a lot about the Unabomber that didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.

jimfl, (edited )
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The place he lived, likewise. They call Berkeley “The People’s Republic.” I didn’t find it to be that, exactly, though I’ll allow there’s some nice folks there. Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says.

jimfl,
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But I'll tell you what - after seeing Berkeley, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too.

jimfl,
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@redscroll it writes itself!

jimfl,
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Sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say political philosopher, cause what’s a political philosopher? Some times there’s a man… and I’m talkin’ about the Unabomber here… sometimes there’s a man… well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Unabomber, in Berkeley.

jimfl,
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@redscroll besides, I done inter-duced him enough.

jimfl,
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And even if he’s a misguided man, and the Unabomber was certainly that—quite possibly the most misguided man in Almeda county. …which would place him high in the runnin’ for most misguided worldwide—but sometimes there’s a man… Sometimes there’s a man…

Wul… I lost my train of thought here

jimfl,
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Scene: Bowling alley

Donny: Hot damn! I’m throwing rocks tonight! Mark it, Dude.

Theodore: It may be that existentialism is in large part a response to the purposelessness of modern life.

Dude: Yeah, it really tied the room together.

Theodore: Very widespread in modern society is the search for “fulfillment.”

Donny: What tied the room together, Dude?

jimfl, to random
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I reckon there’s probably a fine line between committing to the bit, and starting to get muted by followers.

jimfl, to random
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What do you call a website with no block-level organization?

Only<span>s

Binder, to random
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Me when the boss wants to put me on a project

jimfl,
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@Binder You could consider creating an “Imposter Syndrome” playlist inspired by this though.

overholt, to random
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Just appreciating the cover of Electricity for Everyone (1897) https://www.weberrarebooks.com/product/134297/Electricity-for-Everybody-Its-Nature-and-Uses-Explained

jimfl,
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@overholt And, yes I did try to shop the title to convincingly read "EVERYONE" again, but these primitive tools combined with my skills were not equal to the task.

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