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jmsdnns

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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

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bitprophet, to random
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This week: freeze warnings overnight.
Next week: highs in the 80s ºF.

Ah, springtime.

jmsdnns,
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@bitprophet omg the highs next week really are in the 80s

im not ready for that yet!

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jmsdnns, to random
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That's me, hanging with Ben Franklin

jmsdnns, to random
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> in 2020, only 268 titles sold more than 100,000 copies, and 96 percent of books sold less than 1,000 copies

https://www.elysian.press/p/no-one-buys-books

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  • jmsdnns,
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    @neurovagrant was true on my gaming machine 💀

    jmsdnns, to random
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    Id probably do whatever zach de la rocha told me to do

    jmsdnns, to random
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    Lina Khan is incredible.

    You can see for yourself in this week's Daily Show with Stewart.

    https://www.cc.com/episodes/v02eeq/the-daily-show-april-1-2024-lina-khan-season-29-ep-25

    rbreich, to random
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    Whether it’s Sam Bankman-Fried, Bernie Madoff, or Elizabeth Holmes, it seems like super-rich con artists only get prison time when their victims also include the super rich.

    jmsdnns,
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    @rbreich theyd be more vauable to society as food

    pamelafox, to random
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    apparently my partner does not appreciate that I put a robotic kitty next to the toilet. i find it comforting that it meows as soon as I enter the bathroom. i guess he doesn't?? weird.

    jmsdnns,
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    @pamelafox classic. see what they say if you take the kitty out after 3 months.

    jmsdnns,
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    @pamelafox has the kitty found its way back yet? kitties are fun like that

    jmsdnns,
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    @pamelafox just had an idea. 3 robot kitties!

    jmsdnns, to random
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    jmsdnns, to Cats
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    Look at my cat. Why cant I live like that?

    jmsdnns, to random
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    🎸 Shower Days, by NOFX (guitar cover)

    I drank a lot of coffee and then did a guitar cover for the most rippingest NOFX song

    https://youtu.be/QcDUefYqztQ?si=poop

    nocontextb5, (edited ) to Babylon5
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    jmsdnns,
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    @nocontextb5 babble on, Captain. babble on

    kennwhite, to random

    The only people who call me Kenneth are the government and Google calendar.

    jmsdnns,
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    @kennwhite what's the frequency, kenneth?

    winni, to rust
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    When you mostly work in and experience its amazing build times, you die a little bit inside everytime you see the compile summary stating that it took 4 minutes to finish.

    jmsdnns,
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    @winni not as badly as when hackers have to write if err != nil a godzillion times

    jmsdnns,
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    @dedsyn4ps3 @corpsmoderne @winni my point is that go makes rust hackers go mad with such careless error handling

    jmsdnns, to random
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    The US national motto needs to be changed back to E Pluribus Unum

    God has no place in government

    jmsdnns, to random
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    you know that expression, "the cat's out of the bag"?

    who the hell puts a cat in a bag?!

    jmsdnns, to random
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    Rocking my Alexander Hamiltons today

    bitprophet, to random
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    I wish I was even halfway cool enough to rock high-top sneakers, because man, some of those still look pretty rad.

    jmsdnns,
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    @bitprophet you are tho

    jmsdnns, to random
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    i have no idea if it's gray or grey and at this point i dgaf enough to ask

    jmsdnns,
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    going with græy from now on

    jmsdnns, to random
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    > In Manhattan, brokers have started to market debt backed by a Blackstone Inc.-owned office building at a roughly 50% discount.

    > A prime office tower in Los Angeles sold in December for about 45% less than its purchase price a decade ago.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2024-02-14/real-estate-lenders-confront-falling-us-commercial-property-prices

    mekkaokereke, to random
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    I always think it's funny when right-wing types get mad at Star Wars for becoming "woke." They didn't notice the obvious fascist imagery? They didn't realize that they were the villains in this whole cinematic universe? So unobservant! I would never make that mistake! I'd know if I was the villain in a whole cinematic universe!

    Anyway, I can't wait to watch the second installment of Dune! What'll happen next in Arrakis(Iraq)? Will the spice(oil) flow? Will Paul's Jihad topple the empire(us)?

    jmsdnns,
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    @mekkaokereke almost no one knows the first dune book is about the rise of a brutal dictator that hates democracy

    we must be careful how much we cheer for Paul, cuz Frank Herbert is teaching us a lesson about how easy it is to root for the wrong side

    https://youtu.be/SzJvpmoWQrI

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