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afilina, to random
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Your best astronomy-themed pick-up lines. Go!

jrf_nl,
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@afilina Probably a bit to blatant and obvious....

"Wanna be the Venus to my Mars ?"

jrf_nl, to random
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Is it just me or do more people find this mildly funny ?

Seeing two 404s logged after each other for the following files:

  • domain/head.php
  • domain/radio.php

jrf_nl, to random
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Quotable of today:

"Sorry, but sniffs should not have to deal with fantasy code which isn't supported by PHP itself."

sigh 🤦‍♀️

brunty, to random
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TFW the parser is complaining about an error on line 679 of a file that's only 675 lines long D:

jrf_nl,
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@brunty 😂 Been there, done that...

jrf_nl, to random
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Here we go again...

The moment when a system tells you that 14 - 5 = 8 and you realize you found some obscure bug which you'll now have to fix before you can continue with what you are really working on....

Guess I better get myself some food first, cause this could be a long night....

jrf_nl,
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And then sometimes the act of stepping away from the computer and just cooking some food, make problems melt away like the sun...

Turns out it was me, not the system. 🤦‍♀️

jrf_nl,
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@afilina Oh, I'd enjoy that for sure and I'm sure others would too!

Reminds me now of this absolute terrific beauty of a bug - a "unique" id which would always be 1...:
https://core.trac.wordpress.org/ticket/47441

jrf_nl,
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@psycodepath @afilina That it was, indeed.

bagder, to random
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"Buffer Overflow Vulnerability in WebSocket Handling".

A bot? An AI? Just a silly reporter? Another fine waste of maintainer time.

https://hackerone.com/reports/2298307

jrf_nl,
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@bagder This just popped up in my timeline and seems apropos

https://phpc.social/@stratlantic@musician.social/111685056046568340

jrf_nl, (edited ) to random
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En dan soms moet die radio toch echt even op vol volume...

jrf_nl, (edited )
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Denk dat het volume maar even zo moet blijven, want ja, de ode aan het Linux man command blijft natuurlijk schitterend 😇 .

bert_hubert, to random
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New post! The EU Cyber Resilience Act is now (almost) final, but what does it ACTUALLY mean for open source? It is mostly good news, and there are real opportunities to use the to our advantage: https://berthub.eu/articles/posts/eu-cra-what-does-it-mean-for-open-source/

jrf_nl,
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@bert_hubert This is encouraging. I was already looking into moving to Africa... (100% of my work is open source)

derickr, to random
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Just wrestled some old phone into playing the again from Dutch radio. About the only time we press eight year old tech into use.

jrf_nl,
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@derickr Enjoy!

jrf_nl, to random Dutch
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Hmm... ik lijk het jaarlijkse "ik wil niet naar bed, want de muziek is zo goed, maar ik ben moe" punt alweer een paar uur geleden bereikt te hebben 😬 🎶

jrf_nl, to random
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One of the only reasons I still look at the birdsite - the dogs were good again in 2023: https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1740779787214573872

tvbeek, to random
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@jrf_nl Thank you for all the open source work you do! It's admirable how much open source work you do!

jrf_nl,
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@tvbeek Everything I do is open source. Can't remember the last time I touched code not licensed under an open source license ;-)

jrf_nl, to random
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My annual end-of-year ritual of donating to open source maintainers is in full swing.

I invite everyone to look at all the software they use, both on their desktops as well as in their dependency chains and CI.

Please donate. Please contribute to making open source sustainable.

https://phpc.social/

jrf_nl,
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@afilina Exactly.

jay, to opensource
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I have no idea how much time I spen(d|t) on work, I only know it's in the thousands. I should start logging it, but I'm not used to it (at I just log 9-to-6) and I feel it's too late now anyway.

To my fellow , do you do it, and if so, how?

jrf_nl,
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@jay Some of it. There are a few open source projects I'm involved with where my time is sponsored, so I have to invoice based on number of hours.

Note: this does not include the projects I spend most time on, like PHP_CodeSniffer or PHPCompatibility.

wyri, (edited ) to php
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Rethinking configuration for my / client generator while transforming it into a package generator. Currently using hydrating into classes. Mainly looking to support both those wanting to keep it simple and those with complex setups without to much duplication.

jrf_nl,
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@wyri XML ;-) (or json is needs be)

Very much dislike Yaml as spaces having meaning is the road to insanity.

Also not keen on PHP for config files as I like the separation between config and code and PHP config files break that premise.

jrf_nl, to random
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Today seems to be a good day for some code archeology.

jrf_nl,
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@tvbeek Thank you, have a god one yourself too!

jrf_nl,
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@ramoonus Die moest ik googlen...

mbootsman, to random Dutch
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Guess the artist / song.
The first line of the song is depicted in this GIF.

Stone Head Desert GIF

jrf_nl,
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@mbootsman Zal vast niet goed zijn want ik mis het paard....

🎵 I'm walking through the desert with a horse with no name... 🎶

wyri, to php
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@dseguy it was a honor getting banned from questions together with @jrf_nl during the Amsterdam meetup today 😎

jrf_nl,
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@dseguy As always, which is exactly why we (I) keep coming to see your talks 😘

@wyri @mwop

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