lorgonumputz

lorgonumputz, 8 days ago to random

"Here is your wife's license plate, sir."

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 13 days ago to random

Went for a walk.

Worth it.

#TrumpCampaign #TrumpForPrison2024

lorgonumputz, 14 days ago to random

Official statement

After years of consideration I've decided that I am a firm Monarchist.

Only butterflies - specifically, Monarch butterflies - should run our society.

I will take no questions. Snarky comments are appreciated, as always.

lorgonumputz, 28 days ago to random

I'm just going to gently suggest y'all need more Jet Jaguar in your life and that's why I humbly beseech you to vote for "Godzilla vs. Megalon" - because that's how you get Jet Jaguar.

(On the other hand: not one of the current options is a bad choice)

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 1 month ago to random

I hate to say this but he's going into the newly-remade relationship with a LOT of emotional baggage.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 2 months ago to random

#Monsterdon viewing attire has been picked out

lorgonumputz, 3 months ago to random

"My girl joined a mushroom polycule" and other tales of loss from San Francisco

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 3 months ago to random

OIL!?!?

< Cue USA Anthem >

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 3 months ago to random

Fun fact: It reproduces like the Gorn.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 3 months ago to random

In fact, those Italian fishermen were pretty brave.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 4 months ago to random

I mean, it really is my birthday. I'm not quite 111 yet, though.

(pulls out Ring Of Power from hidden vest pocket...)

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to random

I have a feeling that, generally speaking, it's a bad idea to attract Death's attention.

#monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to random

Ah, Deloitte and Touche. I recognize these auditors.

#monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to random

Another #Monsterdon completed.

This one was a bit more work than usual. I'm thankful Tubi broke it up with some commercials.

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to random

Tree monsters are scary, yes, but their bark is worse than... oh, you know.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to random

The Tubi version just jumps right in.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to kaiju

#Monsterdon readiness check:

• Egg polish: Check
• Fairy-sized luxury guest apartment: Check
• Subspace powered orbital proton lance: Check
• Chips and salsa: Check

Ready for #Mothra

#TeamPeanut

lorgonumputz, 5 months ago to random

Hey, #Monsterdon

For tonight's movie, "It Came From Beneath The Sea", I have created a SRT format subtitle file that corresponds to the movie file you can retrieve from The Internet Archive.

This SRT file is in a private S3 bucket. Feel free to grab a copy.

SRT file URL:
https://fileserv2023.s3.amazonaws.com/It_Came_From_Beneath_The_Sea.srt.txt

archive.org Movie URL:
https://archive.org/details/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea

So, if you need or prefer to have subtitles I hope you find this helpful.

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

"What about Bob?"

I had forgotten about that movie.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

Let's go investigate the monster that sounds like it survived several hand grenades to the face.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

Readiness checklist:

• Monsterdon bingo card? ✅
• Movie cued up? ✅
• Notifications? ✅
• Bear paw slippers? ✅
• Drinky-poo? ✅
• Emergency jar of Radon? ✅

READY FOR #MONSTERDON

#Monsterdon
#ItTheThingFromBeyondSpace

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

Somehow that jet changed configuration once in the air.

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

Now no magnets work, anywhere.

THE END

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

This is what it's like to work at Tesla, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

lorgonumputz, 6 months ago to random

I'm glad none of the engine components use anything magnetic.

#Monsterdon