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lorgonumputz

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It's not a party until someone parachutes in.

#Monsterdon is my jam.

I've moved fully to beige.party from infosec.exchange. Why? Better connectivity is one reason.

The other is that infosec.exchange allows 11,000 character posts but beige.party allows 11,001.

+1 for beige.party

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RickiTarr, to random
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A dude is literally running for President so he can have A Get Out Of Jail Free Card.

lorgonumputz,
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@RickiTarr @Steve

I remember at the time going to a friend's house for one of the presidential debates. A number of us chuckled and laughed.

The people in the room who didn't laugh? Anyone LGBT+ (a sizable portion of the group as we were in San Francisco).

No mirth. I remember noting this.

Of course, this was because they were much better observers of the political realities in the US then (and today).

I've learned a lot since then.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Another completed.

This one was a bit more work than usual. I'm thankful Tubi broke it up with some commercials.

lorgonumputz, to random
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"Here is your wife's license plate, sir."

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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I just saw my first live-and-in-person CyberTruck, and it did not disappoint.

It was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed.

lorgonumputz,
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@otownKim @DemocracyMattersALot

lorgonumputz, to random
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The detective looks like he's been chiseled out of some hard cheese

georgetakei, to random

Let football dads and their little girls bond.

lorgonumputz,
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@Lazarou @georgetakei

Had a company meeting last week when a sizable number complained that someone had gotten some Taylor Swift in their NFL and how they would like her to stop.

That ended when I (helpfully?) pointed out that Taylor doesn't control the cameras and perhaps their frustrations weren't with her.

The subject mysteriously changed - immediately.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Went for a walk.

Worth it.

chirpbirb, to random
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i love giving forgotten computers new, healthy homes where i don't stress them out too much and let them just idle doing little server tasks :3

lorgonumputz,
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@chirpbirb

lorgonumputz, to random
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Let's go investigate the monster that sounds like it survived several hand grenades to the face.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Fun fact: It reproduces like the Gorn.

lorgonumputz, to random
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viewing attire has been picked out

lorgonumputz, to random
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The Tubi version just jumps right in.

lorgonumputz, to random
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"My girl joined a mushroom polycule" and other tales of loss from San Francisco

lorgonumputz, to random
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Tree monsters are scary, yes, but their bark is worse than... oh, you know.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Ah, Deloitte and Touche. I recognize these auditors.

lorgonumputz, to random
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In fact, those Italian fishermen were pretty brave.

melissabeartrix, to random
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We are all worried about other humans invading ... Is there anyone monitoring the animals, those dolphins, orcas and all birds might be planning an attack

Hugz & xXx

lorgonumputz,
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@melissabeartrix

Ants vastly outnumber us...

Sleep well! :)

lorgonumputz, to random
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Official statement

After years of consideration I've decided that I am a firm Monarchist.

Only butterflies - specifically, Monarch butterflies - should run our society.

I will take no questions. Snarky comments are appreciated, as always.

lorgonumputz,
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@thepoliticalcat So, a shorter lifespan but no actual change to current policy...

lorgonumputz, to random
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Hey,

For tonight's movie, "It Came From Beneath The Sea", I have created a SRT format subtitle file that corresponds to the movie file you can retrieve from The Internet Archive.

This SRT file is in a private S3 bucket. Feel free to grab a copy.

SRT file URL:
https://fileserv2023.s3.amazonaws.com/It_Came_From_Beneath_The_Sea.srt.txt

archive.org Movie URL:
https://archive.org/details/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea

So, if you need or prefer to have subtitles I hope you find this helpful.

lorgonumputz, to kaiju
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readiness check:

  • Egg polish: Check
  • Fairy-sized luxury guest apartment: Check
  • Subspace powered orbital proton lance: Check
  • Chips and salsa: Check

Ready for

MissingThePt, to random
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South Dakota governor Kristi Noem tells her kids that her vice president plan was driven upstate to live on a farm where it can run free with the VP plans of Katie Britt and Vivek Ramaswamy.

lorgonumputz,
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@MissingThePt "That dog won't hunt... probably because Kristi shot it."

melissabeartrix, to random
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I just thought I was the only one tooting ... Then I realised that I was scrolling my own feed ... Silly me ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

lorgonumputz,
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@melissabeartrix

I, too, have done this.

howler0502, to Godzilla
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Yay! They're releasing Minus Color in U.S. theaters. One week only, January 26th.
https://youtu.be/g4nR1BI_33Y?si=O4PLIBo7Ax5xby3T

lorgonumputz,
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@howler0502

Kids: Can we get Godzilla without color?

Mom: You have Godzilla without color at home.

melissabeartrix, to random
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IT people ... Nas device ... Should I have an admin account and a user account ... Just for my usage ?

Hugz & xXx

lorgonumputz,
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@melissabeartrix

Yes.

And don't cheat and give your regular, non-admin account the powers of an admin.

A Jedi craves not these things.

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