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lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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I wonder if they still keep the doctor away.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Look, I get it. Jack wants the freedom to sport that godawful beard and Twitter is genuinely the only place where wannabe billionaire simps won't roast him for having facial hair that somehow screams "white supremacist billy goat".

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Sick and tired of public schools pushing their trans agenda on our kids. This year alone my children have learned:

-the importance of public TRANSportation
-how TRANSistors work
-the TRANSitive property
-how diseases are TRANSmitted

The brainwashing needs to stop.

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I love chameleons.
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Amazing.
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lowqualityfacts, (edited ) to random
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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.

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Social media user: All this political stuff is exhausting. I'll just post something silly.

posts picture of a cute cat yawning

First comment: I don't get it. Is this cat an anti-Biden or anti-Trump thing?

Second comment: Hmm this cat post feels like a big "fuck you" to the student protests.

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I always drive at least 40mph over the limit just to be safe.
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We made a comic about the moon.

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Threads: Your content will appear on a user's timeline if they comment on your posts.

Me: But then my posts won't show up for the thousands of people who silently enjoy them. Just the people who call me a dumb bitch because they don't understand satire will see my posts.

Threads: It's a very smart algorithm.

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Nature is crazy.
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I don't blame her.
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Highly offended that no one asked me to join the Board of Directors for Mastodon's US nonprofit. Nobody knows as much incorrect information about Mastodon as I do. I am a wealth of questionable knowledge.

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A possible @lowqualityfacts : cats are evolutionarily hybrids of plant life. Because of this, they tend to find patches of sunlight by instinct to feed the chlorophyll components in their blood left over from earlier stages of their evolution.

lowqualityfacts,
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@Meznor Haha I actually sort of did that one already!

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Wow, you learn something new about Winston Churchill every day.
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weirdmustard, to random German
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@lowqualityfacts I swear on everything you made a good May the 4th joke once but I cant find it at all. Something along the lines of "April 29th is Star Wars day, thus the famous "May April the 29th be with you" line". DID I IMAGINE THAT? DO I ACTUALLY HALLUCINATE LOW QUALITY FACTS?

lowqualityfacts,
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@weirdmustard It was only a partial hallucination.

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Good for them.
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DeSantis is the worst.

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Sign me up.
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Obviously.
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Sounds unpleasant.
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NYPD, finding a bike lock that literally anyone can buy: We have determined that professional agitators have infiltrated the student protests.

NYPD, seeing a discarded pizza box: And we have a strong hunch that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the culprits.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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People have raised over $400,000 to.... help frat bros party?

In light of this news, I am once again asking you to help me raise one billion dollars to protect my cat Fishy. As you can clearly see, there are far worse ways to spend your money.
https://gofund.me/c3c2ea96

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