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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. i like computers. please stop explaining the capitalism to me. i know more about the international system of human rights than i ever wanted to know. de noche se escriben locuritas.

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i once again have a headache and maybe it's that I have a lot of work, but maybe it's that we're witnessing a brutal genocide. who's to say.

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a reminder: you don’t have to see the images to know what’s happening.

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ok now i’m watching Dune 2 and i like this one much better because it has much more worm

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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or google gemini the relative characteristics of different races

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god that’s right, Dune is really annoying (rewatching the first one)

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the tiny defeat of returning a book to the library, unread

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I’m going to a 1950s themed jazz club and unfortunately everything i own that reads 1950s also reads “i have 8 children and i make the best enchiladas in the market”

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it would be really great if what ends up killing this AI hype cycle is that it’s unable to discern what is real and what is a shitpost

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there is nothing weirder than writing a scholarship application and explaining that yes, you have no money to pay for this but they should consider you, because you're a brown woman.

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⏲️ i have only 15 mins left before "i'll do it on monday" kicks in

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frustrated once again googling what the fuck is a red herring, an idiom that never sticks to my brain no matter how many times i’ve looked it up

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i’ve realized i have about 5 scripted things i say to neighbors on morning walks, but they are all slightly odd and maybe need a little workshopping

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i forget this is here

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it causes problems

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what’s the best city to spend one month of your life walking around doing nothing much?

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im reading Fern Brady’s “strong female character” and yeah, i grew up on that planet, a permanently confused autistic girl

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i need more time suspended in the oropendola’s nest

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remember when we thought keyloggers were a bad thing? now companies assume we want them to log all of our keystrokes for yet unknown and never materialized benefits. good times.

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i’m sorry your boss made you add an AI assistant to your thing. i still don’t want it.

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run-on sentences are my favorite sentences and i don’t care if english doesn’t like them

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finally the org is large enough that there's another Lena at work. let the namespace collision begin!

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my partner innocently asked what i think of the ICC warrants and even i wasn’t emotionally ready for my reply. it’s a lot.

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my dad is asking me to help him find a car part and i said “sure send me the data” and he’s practically explaining it to me from “a car is a motor vehicle with four wheels”

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muni keeps tricking me into waiting for ghost buses that never come

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