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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. i like computers. please stop explaining the capitalism to me. i know more about the international system of human rights than i ever wanted to know. de noche se escriben locuritas.

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remember when we thought keyloggers were a bad thing? now companies assume we want them to log all of our keystrokes for yet unknown and never materialized benefits. good times.

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when it came out, I thought grammarly was a keylogger. a cleverly packed one! it exploits everyone's insecurity about "writing the wrong way", which (idk who the fuck decided) is the way we know you're dumb.

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the worst part of genocide is now. but the second worst part is after 20-30 years when sooo many assholes will say to your face "there was no genocide" and netanyahu gets turned into an inoffensive grandpa who gets gushing obituaries in big newspapers. people will try to make you feel like you're exaggerating the horror, this old crazy person, like you didn't SEE IT. like you didn't see the mass graves.

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do you want to be EFF's party person? we're looking for an event coordinator https://www.eff.org/opportunities/jobs/event-coordinator this is not a remote position, and it IS a union job.

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i now think the sci-fi scenario where AI turns against its creators would be good, actually

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it would be really great if what ends up killing this AI hype cycle is that it’s unable to discern what is real and what is a shitpost

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30 years of incredibly prolific shitposters save the internet

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every time I try to learn something new the answer lies with the most annoying person in the world talking through it on a 36 minute youtube video. i choose ignorance.

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you don't lose your engineers because they're solving dumb technical problems, but because leadership is bad. if leadership makes some sense then people do the work they need to do.

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absolutely hate living in a world where I see something wonderful online and immediately think "is this generated by a monster machine"?

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I understand the impulse of saying "I don't want any AI on my browser" because of all the marketing and VC bullshit etc. but I do want some machine learning on my spam detection, image search, log monitoring, image editing tools, speech to text, translation, content moderation. can we still have some of that? no need to throw the whole thing away because you don't like what capitalism has done with it so far.

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no tool that has learned it all from past data is ever going to be great for minorities

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what’s the best city to spend one month of your life walking around doing nothing much?

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taking a tiny shredder to meetings and a print out of your bad ideas

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the tiny defeat of returning a book to the library, unread

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love to see journalists complain that protestors won’t talk to them. oh no they have media training! oh no they’ve organized a press desk! it’s like they don’t want us to tell their stories! that’s right motherfuckers, we’ve all heard that before. now go talk to Press.

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the national lawyers guild is reaching out to the youths https://youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs?feature=shared

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my epitaph will say “this was extremely fun and it was so great to see you all, but i must leave early because i’m very tired”

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i watched the apple ad everyone is hating on and I hate it too. it feels bad man.

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"we'll take everything you love and literally crush it into a soul-less piece of tech" is not the greatest advertising messages of all time

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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or google gemini the relative characteristics of different races

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a reminder: you don’t have to see the images to know what’s happening.

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i once again have a headache and maybe it's that I have a lot of work, but maybe it's that we're witnessing a brutal genocide. who's to say.

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maybe i'm dehydrated, maybe it's the collapse of the international human rights system

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i’m sorry your boss made you add an AI assistant to your thing. i still don’t want it.

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i’ve realized i have about 5 scripted things i say to neighbors on morning walks, but they are all slightly odd and maybe need a little workshopping

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me, looking at your dog: he’s the perfect size!

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