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lzg, 6 days ago to random

what’s the best city to spend one month of your life walking around doing nothing much?

lzg, 14 days ago to random

I'm horrified at how microsoft uses the term devops but I must persevere

lzg, 1 year ago to random

do you want to be distrusted by the people you like the most? try middle management!

lzg, 1 month ago to random

people have all kinds of fantasies about what non-profit boards actually do. the answer is “it depends” but for most of them is not “get to say what the staff does”

lzg, 20 days ago to random

i watched the apple ad everyone is hating on and I hate it too. it feels bad man.

lzg, 27 days ago to random

i’m about to buy a perfect white dress and dye it myself. please talk me off this particular ledge.

lzg, 5 days ago to random

i’ve realized i have about 5 scripted things i say to neighbors on morning walks, but they are all slightly odd and maybe need a little workshopping

lzg, 11 days ago to random

the idea that someone flashes their status by wearing an expensive watch is so beyond me, it's like reading about the behavior of another species. I have never, ever noticed an expensive watch. maybe a cool one, with a lil calculator.

lzg, 18 days ago (edited 18 days ago) to random

these people think the silly getting to know you chat and the flirting and the awkwardness are the BAD part?! https://1ft.io/proxy/?q=https%3A%2F%2Ffortune.com%2F2024%2F05%2F10%2Fbumbles-whitney-wolfe-herd-dating-concierge-artificial-intelligence%2F

lzg, 4 days ago to random

it would be really great if what ends up killing this AI hype cycle is that it’s unable to discern what is real and what is a shitpost

lzg, 18 days ago to random

hell yeah i found The Dress of Many Requirements (it only needs some light alterations!)

lzg, 8 days ago to random

finally the org is large enough that there's another Lena at work. let the namespace collision begin!

lzg, 26 days ago to random

today a stranger woman said to me "you're so pretty" and I'm still trying to figure out how women can say things like that in non creepy and really sweet ways

lzg, 1 year ago to random

i made major upgrades to the bird feeding infrastructure and now i’m worried the birds won’t like it

lzg, 8 days ago to random

my friend teaches creative writing at a private school. he’s now forced to upload a calendar and a detailed syllabus with itemized evaluation points and not deviate from this at all, because the school considers this a contract with the customer (the student). absolute hell.

lzg, 1 year ago to random

i want to hate on twitter as much as you do, but deleting things is very hard so there's only so much i can go there.

lzg, 7 days ago to random

remember when we thought keyloggers were a bad thing? now companies assume we want them to log all of our keystrokes for yet unknown and never materialized benefits. good times.

lzg, 28 days ago to random

there’s something very wrong with this lady https://www.vanityfair.com/news/kristi-noem-doubles-down-on-decision-to-kill-family-dog-adds-that-she-killed-3-horses-a-few-weeks-ago

lzg, 19 days ago to random

need a tshirt that says “unwilling to participate in allistic nonsense”

lzg, 5 days ago to random

frustrated once again googling what the fuck is a red herring, an idiom that never sticks to my brain no matter how many times i’ve looked it up

lzg, 18 days ago to random

taking a tiny shredder to meetings and a print out of your bad ideas

lzg, 4 days ago to random

there is nothing weirder than writing a scholarship application and explaining that yes, you have no money to pay for this but they should consider you, because you're a brown woman.

lzg, 12 days ago to random

listening to a podcast of a couple of British idiots who get scammed into “buying” a protected island in the Nicaraguan caribbean and 1) god how are they such incredible idiots 2) the pronunciation of Nicaragua is hilariously weird

lzg, 7 days ago to random

run-on sentences are my favorite sentences and i don’t care if english doesn’t like them

lzg, 23 hours ago to random

ok now i’m watching Dune 2 and i like this one much better because it has much more worm