michelestrider

michelestrider, 6 hours ago to random

The "holy shit, they're convicting rich white dudes" energy coming from the "if they did this to Trump" crowd is staggering

michelestrider, 12 hours ago to random

Hurry and donate your Social Security check to our Felon Guy so he can be president and cancel your Social Security --- GOP messaging today, in essence

michelestrider, 1 day ago to random

I'm calling it. No further productivity will happen today

michelestrider, 1 day ago to random

"Self-care," I say, knowingly, as I yoink your jelly donut and cram it in my pie hole

michelestrider, 2 days ago to random

My fish tacos had craisins in them

I would like to speak to the manager...

Of the universe

I would like God himself to answer for this outrage

michelestrider, 4 days ago to random

Good morning.

May the first words you read on this fine day NOT be "stars and stripes cornhole"

Unlike me

michelestrider, 7 days ago to random

Heading into Beer Tank weekend

A tank made of beer cases in the Walmart aisle

michelestrider, 7 days ago to random

We took a little detour from the 49er motorcycle rally

michelestrider, 8 days ago to random

Is Goodreads the unappealing mess I think it is or am I being unreasonable?

michelestrider, 12 days ago to random

Help. Slow typer in the room. Keyboard sounds on. Please kill me

michelestrider, 16 days ago to random

The phrase "startup boom" hits different when you remember the first Godfather movie

michelestrider, 18 days ago to random

I don't believe an accent tells you if a person is intelligent or not. It tells you if they can cook

michelestrider, 18 days ago to random

In the future, some underpaid academic is going to have to figure out what the hell the words "meme stock" meant and they have my sympathy

michelestrider, 21 days ago to random

Quick, what personal failings are you blaming on the solar storm?

michelestrider, 21 days ago to random

Is it true? Are tramp stamps really coming back?

michelestrider, 23 days ago to random

We're only talking about RFK's brain worms today. All other topics have been tabled until we exhaust the entertainment potential of this.

michelestrider, 26 days ago to random

Maybe we don't let Representative Jess Edwards anywhere near kids is maybe a good plan

https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/05/gop-official-argues-in-favor-of-child-marriage-girls-are-ripe-and-fertile.html

michelestrider, 27 days ago to random

Today, as always, we let the Wookie win

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

me: There are clothes in my closet that I never have an excuse to wear

also me, after booking a trip: I have nothing to wear

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

I have never shot a dog, tried to overthrow democracy, started an illegal war over oil, sold arms to our enemies, or even broken into a crappy Beltway hotel. Can I be in charge of something, already?

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

The Amish bakery has a website

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

I got a Happy Earth Day email from Southwest.

An airline.

Wishing me a happy Earth Day.

Someone find their director of marketing and stomp on his instep, please.

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

What's the most inappropriate marketing message you've received for Earth Day?

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

"Many in Gen Z ditch colleges for trade schools. Meet the 'toolbelt generation'"

me, someone who has tried to hire people to fix or install stuff in the last few years: Oh, thank god!

michelestrider, 1 month ago to random

No matter your actual birth order, all GenXers have middle child syndrome