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michelestrider

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I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.
https://amzn.to/3BBqv7B

Sometimes, I write as my imaginary friend John Anders Erickson. https://bit.ly/3KXcMwE

Formerly hotgingermess on the bird site.

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RickiTarr, to random
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If any of you are Axolotls you have to tell me.

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr me, a lowly salamander wearing deely bobbers Ooh, ooh! I am! I am!

michelestrider, to random
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The "holy shit, they're convicting rich white dudes" energy coming from the "if they did this to Trump" crowd is staggering

kimlockhartga, to bookstodon
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Since we are coming up on June, it seems like a good time to check in with everyone here on @bookstodon regarding favorite reads of 2024 so far. Whatcha got?

My top five reads of 2024 so far:

The Criminal series of graphic novels by Ed Brubaker (ten primary works)

James, Percival Everett

The Book of Love, Kelly Link

Poor Deer, Claire Oshetsky

Prequel, Rachel Maddow

michelestrider,
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@kimlockhartga

I found these three to be excellent, so far

Let Us Descent by Jesmyn Ward

Force and Freedom by Kellie Carter Jackson

A Firehose of Falsehood by Teri Kanefield

@bookstodon

w7voa, to random
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Life-long West Virginia Democrat and US Senator Joe Manchin has has left the party and registered as an independent, reports Hoppy Kercheval of MetroNews.

michelestrider,
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@w7voa Independent is the one thing that grafting goon is not. The extraction industry owns every cell in his body.

michelestrider, to random
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Hurry and donate your Social Security check to our Felon Guy so he can be president and cancel your Social Security --- GOP messaging today, in essence

michelestrider, to random
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I'm calling it. No further productivity will happen today

michelestrider, to random
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"Self-care," I say, knowingly, as I yoink your jelly donut and cram it in my pie hole

michelestrider, to random
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My fish tacos had craisins in them

I would like to speak to the manager...

Of the universe

I would like God himself to answer for this outrage

michelestrider, to random
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Good morning.

May the first words you read on this fine day NOT be "stars and stripes cornhole"

Unlike me

Alice, to random
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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

michelestrider,
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@Alice Nothing toughens a person like a Peter Pan collar and a plastic head vice

michelestrider, to random
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We took a little detour from the 49er motorcycle rally

michelestrider, to random
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Heading into Beer Tank weekend

A tank made of beer cases in the Walmart aisle

michelestrider, to random
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Is Goodreads the unappealing mess I think it is or am I being unreasonable?

michelestrider,
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Anyway, rate and review my books on Hot Beige Mess dot com

billyjoebowers, to random
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I do not understand tornado chasers. That has got to be the dumbest nerd thing ever.

michelestrider,
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@billyjoebowers I cannot overemphasize how boring Oklahoma is

Alice, to random
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I’m so glad asymmetrical shirts that only cover one shoulder are finally coming back in style because our left shoulders are always overheating, amirite, bestiez?

michelestrider,
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@Alice cool, because that is the side my culturally questionable tattoo is on

michelestrider, to random
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Help. Slow typer in the room. Keyboard sounds on. Please kill me

the_etrain, to random
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Today just got stupid. Thanks to people.

michelestrider,
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@the_etrain Have you tried hitting them with a heavy stick?

Alice, to random
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Improv would be better if it had an "e" at the end.

michelestrider,
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@Alice Printing this toot on thick vellum and framing it

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr a doctorate and a motorcycle. I'm picky and precise

mentallyalex, to random
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By muppet bus, I mean a bus attended primarily by muppets.

The bus itself could be relatively common, however it will need to accommodate numerous individuals who experience muppety behaviors, ideas and mannerisms.

michelestrider,
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@mentallyalex I think we can make this dream a reality

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Electric_Mayhem_Bus

michelestrider, to random
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The phrase "startup boom" hits different when you remember the first Godfather movie

michelestrider, to random
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I don't believe an accent tells you if a person is intelligent or not. It tells you if they can cook

michelestrider,
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Oh, you made gumbo? Say the word "oil" first

michelestrider,
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If you think I'm eating your red beans and rice, you better say boil like "bowl"

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