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mivox

@mivox@mivox.net

Weirdo queer artist chick in #Alaska 🎨
https://justmytoots.com/@mivox@mivox.net
🕊️#CEASEFIRE NOW! 🇵🇸🇮🇱
Proud member of the #IntolerantLeft :guillotine:
Amateur #sourdough baker 🥖
Might be an #ANTIFA™ :acab:
Flagrant emoji addict :dumpster_fire:
#BlackLivesMatter :blm:
#нахуйПутін 🌻🇺🇦🕊
Covert optimist :blobcat_thisisfine:
#LGBTQRights :queer:
Mask wearer :n95:
#Neurospicy 🌶️

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redrummy, to random
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As insanely smart as octopuses are, I just assumed they lived longer. Apparently not.
https://youtu.be/vpKhMLUq_0k?si=pqEaKAK2seazlbl2

mivox,
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@redrummy We totally need to extend octopus lifespans. Never mind ours.

mivox,
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@redrummy Exactly! 200 years lifespans for the octopus kingdom!

amaditalks, to random
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I never imagined that at the age of 51 I would be completely completely over and done with driving at night. I used to intentionally drive at night, sometimes just to do it. But now if I have to go out after dark, I don’t like it. I feel like this is a major aging thing and I don’t like that either. I mean, I’m happy to be alive to age, but the rest of it is rather shitty.

mivox,
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@amaditalks Aging is a garbage racket.

(I would especially like to opt out of the aging eyeball nonsense on the grounds I’ve been wearing glasses since I was four, my eyeballs have been through enough, dammit!)

CogitoErgoWtf, to random
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In case you haven't snapped to it:
Trump (and the other assholes) have said they'll accept the results of the Nov election "if they're fair".
But, EVERY FUCKING DAY, Trump says his trials are "election interference".
Ergo: to his cult of assholes, they're already not fair.
Q.E.D.

mivox,
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@CogitoErgoWtf Hell, he probably still whines about fraud in the election he won… 🙄

mivox, to random
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Too brain damaged to pay alimony, but totally fit to serve as president. Sure, why not?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/rfk-jr-says-his-brain-was-partially-eaten-by-a-worm-that-crawled-inside-and-died-everything-you-need-to-know

LRRRonEarth, to random
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WELP, MY MAY NINTH CAN CHIP AND SHATTER. BEHOLD: BULLSHIT!

mivox,
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@LRRRonEarth Must’ve flown south from when we got it on Monday.

LRRRonEarth, to random
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OF FUCKING COURSE THE HYPNOTOAD TAKES OVER A FEDERAL AGENCY. MEANWHILE, I'M STILL "WEEKEND AT BERNIES"-ING THE MAYOR OF HEAD WOUND CITY OVER HERE, TRYING TO LULL DOORDASH DRIVERS INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.

https://www.cracked.com/article_42107_hypnotoad-from-futurama-has-officially-overtaken-the-national-park-service.html

mivox,
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@LRRRonEarth Us humans have shockingly fragile skulls. You have to bash us over the head very gently if you don’t want to risk serious damage.

mivox,
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@LRRRonEarth Really, we are altogether a solid argument against “intelligent design.” No decent structural engineer would ever have signed off on the plans for this meatsuit.

mivox,
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@LRRRonEarth It’s not much to brag about, but we did make the best of it.

skinnylatte, to random
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Finally Instagram is showing me culturally relevant ads

mivox,
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@skinnylatte I am absolutely on board with this longevity plan!

seachanger, to random
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    mivox,
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    @seachanger OK, I’m definitely going to have to pencil this into my weekly radio schedule. Absolutely loving it so far.
    :blobcatcool: snaps fingers coolly
    (I swear, it’s very cool! 😅)

    redrummy, to random
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    It's clearly mating season, as Tucker has been increasingly noisy around other dogs. But I feel it too. More guys are wearing shorts and when I see meaty calves I think, "Get ON me!"

    mivox,
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    @redrummy Ahh yes. Spring, full of tree jizz and hormones. 😂

    CogitoErgoWtf, to random
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    RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president.

    No problem then.

    Except... (And here I'm speaking conspiracies, as RFK Jr himself would do)

    How do we know for sure the worm is dead?

    How do we know the WORM won't make the decisions?

    How do we know for SURE that WORLDWIDE BIG WORM isn't the real power here?

    mivox,
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    @CogitoErgoWtf What baffles me is that his argument was that the brain worm & mercury poisoning were so severe he shouldn’t have to pay up in his divorce, because of “diminished future earning potential,” but now he’s trying to convince everyone he’s more qualified to be president than anyone else?

    Which is it, Bobby boy? Are you brain damaged to the point of uselessness or not?

    CarrieinFbx, to random
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    In case you missed it the spineless legislators on this committee caved to Hillcorp’s bullying threats and removed the SCorp provisions they objected to. THEY get to decide whether or not they will pay taxes that all the other oil companies pay. 🤬🤬

    mivox,
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    @CarrieinFbx :blobcat_thisisfine: The oil industry is the most sleazy of all the major industries, imnsho.

    mivox, to random
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    I love that she titled her book “No Going Back”

    Ahhh, sweet schadenfreude. https://journa.host/@w7voa/112406838302480935

    CogitoErgoWtf, to random
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    If God is directing your actions, then what further justification do you need? What higher authority constrains you? None.
    If that's your belief - you're dangerous to America.
    That's WHY loons like Mike Johnson, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, et al., are antithetical to America.

    mivox,
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    @CogitoErgoWtf I do think Johnson is a true believer… but I suspect MTG is just a psychopath.

    mivox,
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    @CogitoErgoWtf Oh, I’m not saying Johnson isn’t nutso. I mean, when you’re installing matching anti-porn software on your and your kid’s phones, so you can spy on each other to make sure no titillation is going on? That’s nutso. There’s a certain level of True Believer that is inseparable from some kind of mental illness, imo.

    I suppose I’m open to the idea that MTG is just a mean-spirited hypocrite though, rather than a theological faker.

    CarrieinFbx, to random
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    👀Ambler Road

    mivox,
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    @CarrieinFbx Further involvement as in their not going to promote it? Or not going to oppose it?

    mivox,
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    @CarrieinFbx Well, good. 🤞

    mivox, to random
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    Love this. An easy-read font that looks good also!

    Looks like I’ll be setting up Google fonts on all my websites so I can use this as the body text. https://fosstodon.org/@ianturton/112398939439874932

    fraying, to random
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    Let’s rephrase this JFK Jr brain worm story:

    Known liar and conspiracy theorist claimed “a doctor” said he had a brain worm in an attempt to hold on to his fortune during a divorce proceeding even though he was born rich.

    Less funny, more accurate.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/rfk-jr-brain-worm-1235017026/

    mivox,
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    @fraying Ahhh, so just another case of rich people being shitheads for the almighty dollar. Welp. :blobcat_thisisfine:

    JuliusGoat, to random
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    Sometimes a story comes along that makes so much sense it feels as though you knew it all along.

    mivox,
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    @JuliusGoat All I’m waiting for now is for Apartheid Edison to be diagnosed with a literal brain virus.

    mivox,
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    @shinjiikarus But of course! I stole it myself. :blobcatcoffee:

    paninid, to history
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    Quality control in service delivery is an ancient problem.

    mivox,
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    @paninid @LibertyForward1 OMG. It’s so much smaller than I had imagined!

    mivox,
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    @LibertyForward1 @paninid snerk :ablobcathappypaws:

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